Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
If my dog had your face, I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Are you a sprint set? Because baby, you take my breath away.
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
If there was a contest for the ugliest person in the world, you'd win by a landslide.
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of dying cats, assaulting the ears of anyone unfortunate enough to listen.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
Excuse me... Do these shorts make me look fast?
I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.
Are you shelf 301C? Because I've been searching everywhere for you.
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.
If a Greek deity tried on your jacket it would be Titan uncomfortable.
You're outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be,
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
