Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
If my dog had your face, I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.
If there was a contest for the ugliest person in the world, you'd win by a landslide.
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse.
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of dying cats, assaulting the ears of anyone unfortunate enough to listen.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
Are you related to David Beckham? Because you got those curves!
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it.
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
Can I call you my Na-boo?
I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.
Excuse me... Do these shorts make me look fast?
You're outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be,
Are you a sprint set? Because baby, you take my breath away.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
