Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
If my dog had your face, I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Excuse me... Do these shorts make me look fast?
Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse.
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of dying cats, assaulting the ears of anyone unfortunate enough to listen.
Are you shelf 301C? Because I've been searching everywhere for you.
I knew my wife was pregnant when she looked at me with fertilize.
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
If a Greek deity tried on your jacket it would be Titan uncomfortable.
Why do reindeer tell such good stories? Because they all have tails
You're outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be,
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
If there was a contest for the ugliest person in the world, you'd win by a landslide.
Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me.
Are you from heaven? Cause I can send you back.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.
Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it.
