Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You know the fish isn't the only catch here.
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled.
So you've changed your mind, does this one work any better?
I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, 'You.'
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
Who needs a pick up line when you've go a pick up truck.
Of course I'll give you a hand, right across the mouth.
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
You know what's beautiful? Read the first word.
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
I'm not talking about books when I tell you I'll take you across the border.
Girl you must be blue, because you're the hottest star around right now.
I'm not anti-social... I'm just not user friendly.
It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
