Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
Just wait till you can't fit your hand in the Pringles tubes, then where will you get your daily nutrition from?
Do you know how long it takes for your mother to take a crap? Nine months.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
You raise my oxytocin levels.
Are you a Subaru? Cuz you Impreza me alot!
Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
If intervening was an olympic sport, he'd win the gold meddle.
If I am afraid of losing my fat tissue. My psychiatrist told me I have an adipose complex.
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
Come on, don't make me beg!
Is it hot in here or is it just the fire I've lit in your hair?
I practice debating in the mirror but I always come across as one-sided and two-faced.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor? Ribbon Hood!
