Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
Just wait till you can't fit your hand in the Pringles tubes, then where will you get your daily nutrition from?
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
Do you know how long it takes for your mother to take a crap? Nine months.
You have a face that could make a train take a dirt road.
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
If intervening was an olympic sport, he'd win the gold meddle.
Your car's headlights are dimmer than your future prospects, casting a feeble glow on the road ahead.
Your face is like a train wreck, impossible to look away from despite the horror it invokes.
You must be a shut-off valve, because you've stopped me in my tracks.
Are you a surgical light? Because you brighten up everything around you.
I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
Are you Mexican cause you're my Juan and only.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
Whats a ghost's favorate type of car? - A boo-ick
Come on, don't make me beg!
Where does a ghost refuel his porche? - At a ghastly station.
