Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
Just wait till you can't fit your hand in the Pringles tubes, then where will you get your daily nutrition from?
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
Do you know how long it takes for your mother to take a crap? Nine months.
Whats a ghost's favorate type of car? - A boo-ick
Even the most skilled plastic surgeon in the world would throw up their hands in defeat at the sight of your face.
Your appearance is an affront to the very concept of beauty, a walking abomination.
You have a face that could make a train take a dirt road.
Your face is like a train wreck, impossible to look away from despite the horror it invokes.
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
Congratulations, you've managed to achieve a level of ugliness that defies all known standards of aesthetics.
Where does a ghost refuel his porche? - At a ghastly station.
Looking at you is like staring into the depths of hell, a grotesque abomination of nature.
Your face is a visual assault, a crime against humanity that should be punishable by law.
You know, musicians have great rhythm.
Come on, don't make me beg!
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor? Ribbon Hood!
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
