Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
Are you the Easter bunny? 'Cause you've been hoppin' around my mind all day.
You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
Are you Neymar? Cause I'm trippin' and fallin' for you.
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Would you spot me, cause I sure spotted you.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
Ladies if you saw how good I take care of my yards, just imagine how I'd take care of your heart.
Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!
You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn't keep me from you!
