Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
Are you my anti-depression pills? Because I can't smile without you.
If I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.
My striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor.
I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
The only greater landmass than the continent of Asia is the mass contained in these arms [flex arms, raise one eyebrow].
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
Are you a drain strainer? Because you've kept all the bad stuff out of my life.
If you are my basketball , I'll never pass because I want to keep u all to myself.
Your car's exhaust emits a noxious cloud of pollutants, contributing to the degradation of the environment.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
The brakes on your car are about as effective as using a feather to stop a charging bull.
Lets have a tonic and get to your root.
Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.
Your car's fuel efficiency is laughable, guzzling gas like a thirsty elephant in a desert.
The suspension of your car is as stiff as a board, providing a bone-jarring experience with every bump.
You're like a plumbing apprenticeship—worth all the effort.
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
What do you call a stuffed animal? You after thanksgiving.
Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party? It was a scream
