Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
If you are my basketball , I'll never pass because I want to keep u all to myself.
My striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor.
Your car's exhaust emits a noxious cloud of pollutants, contributing to the degradation of the environment.
The brakes on your car are about as effective as using a feather to stop a charging bull.
Your car's fuel efficiency is laughable, guzzling gas like a thirsty elephant in a desert.
Are you a drain strainer? Because you've kept all the bad stuff out of my life.
You're like a plumbing apprenticeship—worth all the effort.
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
What do you call a stuffed animal? You after thanksgiving.
The only greater landmass than the continent of Asia is the mass contained in these arms [flex arms, raise one eyebrow].
Are you my anti-depression pills? Because I can't smile without you.
The suspension of your car is as stiff as a board, providing a bone-jarring experience with every bump.
Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.
Boy: Mommy, can I have a dog for Christmas? Mommy: No you'll have turkey like everyone else.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
