Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.
Your car's exhaust emits a noxious cloud of pollutants, contributing to the degradation of the environment.
The brakes on your car are about as effective as using a feather to stop a charging bull.
Your car's fuel efficiency is laughable, guzzling gas like a thirsty elephant in a desert.
The suspension of your car is as stiff as a board, providing a bone-jarring experience with every bump.
Are you a drain strainer? Because you've kept all the bad stuff out of my life.
You're like a plumbing apprenticeship—worth all the effort.
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
When does your brother bring his new girlfriend to dinner? Skanksgiving.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
My striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor.
Boy: Mommy, can I have a dog for Christmas? Mommy: No you'll have turkey like everyone else.
Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party? It was a scream
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
Let me roll up your rim.
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
What do you call a stuffed animal? You after thanksgiving.
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
