Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party? It was a scream
Your car's fuel efficiency is laughable, guzzling gas like a thirsty elephant in a desert.
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
You're like a plumbing apprenticeship—worth all the effort.
Your car's exhaust emits a noxious cloud of pollutants, contributing to the degradation of the environment.
Lets have a tonic and get to your root.
The suspension of your car is as stiff as a board, providing a bone-jarring experience with every bump.
Are you a drain strainer? Because you've kept all the bad stuff out of my life.
When does your brother bring his new girlfriend to dinner? Skanksgiving.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
If you are my basketball , I'll never pass because I want to keep u all to myself.
Boy: Mommy, can I have a dog for Christmas? Mommy: No you'll have turkey like everyone else.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
The only greater landmass than the continent of Asia is the mass contained in these arms [flex arms, raise one eyebrow].
Are you my anti-depression pills? Because I can't smile without you.
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.
What do you call a stuffed animal? You after thanksgiving.
Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
