Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
If your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
So you've changed your mind, does this one work any better?
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.
You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?
Are you in some kind of fitness protection program?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Shock me, say something intelligent.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled.

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