Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you feline the connection between us?
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
You're like an N95 mask—irreplaceable and essential.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.
Doggy style?
Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
ee, your ass smells terrific!
What type of potato chip is Santa's favorite? Crisp Pringles
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
