Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Looking at your car is like witnessing a tragic accident, a horrifying reminder of the consequences of poor automotive judgment.
Your car's exterior is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep tears of agony.
Your car's reliability is a cruel joke, a constant source of breakdowns and expensive repairs.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
What type of potato chip is Santa's favorite? Crisp Pringles
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
Your car is a complete and utter piece of shit, a rolling testament to your poor life choices and lack of taste.
On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
Are you feline the connection between us?
What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.
ee, your ass smells terrific!
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
