Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

If your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
So you've changed your mind, does this one work any better?
Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.
Can I call you my Na-boo?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Shock me, say something intelligent.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
Your hockey team made you goalie so you'd have to wear a mask.
You're so fat, you could sell shade.
I fart to make you smell better.

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