Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?
Do you know how long it takes for your mother to take a crap? Nine months.
You're so ugly, when you got robbed, the robbers made you wear their masks.
If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change.
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark and strong.
Are you the deep end? Because I'm ready to dive right in.
Girl you must be blue, because you're the hottest star around right now.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
If I court you, will it be a love match?
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
I can score from multiple positions.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
The new drive-thru restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.
Want to be the susceptible host to my airborne pathogen?
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.

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