Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Looking at your car is like witnessing a tragic accident, a horrifying reminder of the consequences of poor automotive judgment.
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
ee, your ass smells terrific!
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
Your car's reliability is a cruel joke, a constant source of breakdowns and expensive repairs.
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
The seats in your car are as uncomfortable as sitting on a bed of nails, inflicting torture on your passengers.
I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.
Are you feline the connection between us?
Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
Your car's exterior is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep tears of agony.
Your car is a complete and utter piece of shit, a rolling testament to your poor life choices and lack of taste.
Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
Driving your car is like subjecting yourself to a torture chamber on wheels, where discomfort and disappointment are your constant companions.
