Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
ee, your ass smells terrific!
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
Doggy style?
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.
Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
Driving your car is like subjecting yourself to a torture chamber on wheels, where discomfort and disappointment are your constant companions.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
Your car's exterior is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep tears of agony.
On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
Looking at your car is like witnessing a tragic accident, a horrifying reminder of the consequences of poor automotive judgment.
You're like an N95 mask—irreplaceable and essential.
What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
Are you feline the connection between us?
Your car is a complete and utter piece of shit, a rolling testament to your poor life choices and lack of taste.
