Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.
It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled.
Shock me, say something intelligent.
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
I fart to make you smell better.
You're so fat, you could sell shade.
Your hockey team made you goalie so you'd have to wear a mask.
I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
Would you mind reaching into your heart and getting me a piece of ice?
I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, 'You.'
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
I bet you drink milk with a fork.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.

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