Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
The seats in your car are as uncomfortable as sitting on a bed of nails, inflicting torture on your passengers.
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
Doggy style?
Are you feline the connection between us?
What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
Looking at your car is like witnessing a tragic accident, a horrifying reminder of the consequences of poor automotive judgment.
Your car is a complete and utter piece of shit, a rolling testament to your poor life choices and lack of taste.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
Your car's exterior is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep tears of agony.
You're such a pathetic excuse for a human being that even bacteria would turn their noses up at the thought of infecting you.
Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
