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" I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you. "


Comebacks:

Sweetheart, I wasn't born with enough fists to push into your ugly ass face.
By: Not Enough Fists on 22 Sep 2015
Sorry I didn't hear you over all the crap in your mouth
By: Seek on 15 Jan 2016
Well, there's not enough middle fingers in this world to tell you how I feel about you.
By: love on 19 May 2015
i was not born with with enough penises to let you know how i feel about your wide ass mouth
By: p p on 01 Nov 2016
Your ugliness is the reason why people commit suicide
By: mac on 02 Sep 2016
Take those three out of your ass and just might.
By: Thou on 02 Jun 2015
I'm sorry, but I didn't hear you. There's too many middle fingers in your mouth!
By: Chinny on 08 Jun 2015
Shut up! youll never be the man your mother is
By: Ass_Licker on 12 Sep 2016
what the hell was that i can eat a bowl of althabet soup and shit out a smarter insult than that
By: zac on 01 Apr 2015
You are so ugly that the doctor slapped your mother when you where born
By: Ass_Licker on 13 Sep 2016
Sweetheart, I wasn't born with enough fists to push into your ugly ass face.
By: Not Enough Fists on 22 Sep 2015
Well two is all I need cause you're not worth it or anything for that matter
By: Intellectual handiwork on 22 Jan 2016
Your Mother is so stupid that she sold her car for gasoline
By: Ass_Licker on 13 Sep 2016
I sadly was not born with hands so I can get a gun and kill you
By: oof on 08 Oct 2017
ur so ugly that when u looked in the pond, the police officer said "hey! no littering"
By: ADASDDASDASDSAD XD on 26 Mar 2020
Ive taken wet shits that looked more appealing then you
By: Kacey on 13 Oct 2016
Oh, you're thinking? That's new
By: why dude on 27 Nov 2016
What a shame you weren't born with any brains.
By: Muster up something on 14 Jun 2017
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth
By: EmmaH on 30 May 2015
Sorry Dear,I dont have enough middle fingers to tell you have I feel
By: Ass_Licker on 12 Sep 2016
i hope you break your middle finger cause now the middle finger shows how it feels how about you
By: hi on 05 Sep 2016

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Comments:

Honey, the smartest thing I've heard that came out of your moth was a penis.
By: Natasha on 03 May 2015
And I wasn't born with enough fists to let you know how I feel about you.
By: asskicker3 on 10 Apr 2015
Your mother should have swallowed instead of conceiving and waiting 9 months to give birth to a giant turd.
By: Ultimate on 14 Feb 2017
I dont have enough middle fingers to tell you how I feel
By: Ass_Licker on 13 Sep 2016
yet I don't care, I see
By: on 18 Mar 2017
you jerks are jerks
By: muscle man on 01 Apr 2015

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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.