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" I'd slap you, but shit stains. "


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ya thanks for not wanting to stain my shirt
By: tman on 21 Mar 2015
Wait, Why are you trying to slap yourself. Crazy Betch
By: T-Pains on 03 May 2015
The next shit stain with be on your face.
By: josh on 02 Apr 2015
I'd slap you too, but I wouldn't wanna get slut on my hand.
By: A Master. (HYPER) on 07 Jul 2015
Oh really ... Well you didn't think that when you was so far up my ass, did you open your mouth when you was up there? ... Is that why you talk so much shit💯
By: Tay-Tay on 25 Aug 2015
The only crap here is you And craps are mistakes right?
By: Seek on 15 Jan 2016
Well mabye you should stop fumbling inside your rectum 24/7 and fight properly instead of being such a weak and obvious stupid bitch
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016

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Hey now we have something in common ya nappy headed hoe.
By: Ice Cube on 24 Apr 2015
Why? You already have it all in your mouth.
By: Nenepapa on 01 Aug 2017
lol
By: mary on 12 Jul 2015
Lol funny shitt 💯
By: Yo mama on 05 Mar 2016
Lol funny shitt 💯
By: Lizzy on 05 Mar 2016

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I'd slap you, but shit stains.