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" You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. "


Comebacks:

yeah cuz you would know what an accident looks like. you see it in the mirror everyday!
By: hayley on 31 Jan 2015
(Roses are red Violets are blue Modified) "Roses are red, Violets are blue, at least god made me perfect, but dafuq happened to you?
By: Noneofurbusiness439 on 02 Oct 2014
If you want to learn about a real accident, ask you parents.
By: Anonymous on 31 May 2015
WERE U BORN AT A DOG POUND? CAUSE UR A SON OF A B*TCH
By: Anonymous on 14 Oct 2015
Yo momma's so ugly the pictures hang themselves
By: Cj on 16 Jan 2014
The only accident around here is your face!
By: Johnny on 12 Apr 2013
Shut up, you'll never be the man that your sister is ♥
By: DeeDee on 20 Mar 2015
I would comment on you too but Cows are sacred in my country
By: AlexHuddsom on 07 Dec 2014
Were you born on a high way because thats where accidents happen
By: HeadedRanger110 on 08 Jul 2015
i was going to give you a nasty look but I already saw you had one. wow go curlyfrie!!!!
By: curlyfrie on 11 Aug 2017
is that where you dad found the condoms too?
By: Raycheal on 23 Nov 2014
Your momma must have been a beaver for you to have bucked teeth like that!
By: Nichols on 21 Jan 2012
your so stupid that you'd wait for a stop sign to turn green
By: that girl is a real crowd pleaser on 30 Nov 2016
Get the cum outa ur ears and listen
By: that girl is a real crowd pleaser on 30 Nov 2016
like you know what a highway is i bet you dont even know the definition of accident oh its you
By: Yourmama on 09 Mar 2017
Sorry, what was that? I don't listen to door mats. Those visitors really took it out on your face, didn't they?
By: Anonymous on 28 Sep 2015
I'll make an accident out of you if you don't shut up!
By: Someguy on 31 Oct 2012
Oh well I wouldn't know because I don't live my life with my head up my ass.
By: Jessamine on 23 Jun 2014
Well, then you must have been born at the Detroit Lions stadium because that's where most disappointments happen.
By: TonyFrancis on 24 Aug 2015
Your family's existance defies the laws of physics
By: mac on 02 Sep 2016
good to know your still a grade A bitch. perhaps the only thing youll ever get an A in
By: candy on 22 Dec 2015
ur so stupid that you'd get tangled up in a cordless phone
By: that girl is a real crowd pleaser on 30 Nov 2016
At least I wasn't the failed result of an abortion.
By: Hyper on 07 Jul 2015
No wonder it wasn't a accedint since you weren't there
By: Replica on 24 Jan 2017
Just Say... Well you were born in goodwill that's were trash goes like you
By: Lavishbike on 06 Feb 2017
The one thing that's keeping me from walking away is the fact that I survived an accedint infront of me before
By: Replica on 24 Jan 2017
You're the cumwad that your mother should have swallowed.
By: Shaquila on 20 May 2017
well actually, u were the cause of that horrible accident!
By: MindURB on 26 Jul 2017
Awww that's so cute, your talking about something yσµ don't understand.
By: Shelly on 02 May 2014
At least I piss standing up
By: Poodiepie on 19 Jan 2015
Well, I'll show you how a real accident look right now!
By: Mac on 19 Feb 2018
your so ugly that when you ask your mother to hang the pictures she hung you instead
By: Jeremy on 21 Feb 2018
Yeah and soon I won't be I'll be on the road to becoming a better person than you
By: Intellectual handiwork on 22 Jan 2016
Yeah and there were other things too like ur Mums failed abortion
By: Intellectual handiwork on 12 Nov 2016
And you were dragged up in a care home. But they obviously didn't care for you there because the condition your in
By: mac on 18 Nov 2016
You say i was an accident then what im a i looking at?
By: Lilly on 13 Dec 2019
I was born with a great tragedy. #MyDadDied #Trending #LOL
By: dogma on 21 Mar 2021
At least I wasn't the failed result of an abortion.
By: Hyper on 07 Jul 2015
Sorry, but at least I wasn't abandoned and adopted
By: Tui on 28 Jul 2016
At least I wasn't born at the pound because you're a son of a bitch.
By: Muster up something on 14 Jun 2017
Well, yes I was, IN A FRICKING AMBULANCE
By: Hi on 15 Jan 2018
You're the EXACT reason why God created the middle finger. I wish I had more than 2 hands so I could put more than 2 middle fingers up at you.
By: anonymous on 25 Feb 2021
You are so fat superman couldnt even carry you.
By: gothic x crop top on 27 Feb 2021
person : your ugly etc me: please. your so ugly you made one direction go the other way
By: idek? on 08 Apr 2021
If people would give you a dollar every time they saw your face you would be in a dump right now!
By: Eric on 23 Apr 2021
Yo mama so ugly her picture sh*t its self
By: Eric on 23 Apr 2021
every time i look at you, i die
By: Eric on 23 Apr 2021
If I was accident how come my parents give me real food
By: Dino on 17 Jul 2021
You're the reason God created the middle finger. You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.
By: Gr comebacks on 02 Apr 2022
Stop talking about yourself all the time.
By: Hadley on 26 Nov 2022
Ur so fat that the only letters you know are kfc
By: Nataleeyah on 19 Jan 2023
Your mom was on the scale and the scale said "give me pounds not your phone number"
By: Mannn- on 18 Mar 2023
Were you born on a highway because that's where most mistakes happen
By: Who are you on 14 Sep 2023
I don't charge , I grow up .you should try it sometime
By: Who are you on 14 Sep 2023
Must be the reason why your birth certificate was mailed back from the condom factory
By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016
yo momma so ugly i bet she looke in the mirror and crecked it
By: nicholas on 14 Dec 2019
oh, you must of been the one to start the traffic
By: Argus on 21 May 2016
like you know what a highway is orwhat an acsident is
By: Yourmama on 09 Mar 2017
Your birth was an accident from God
By: mac on 28 Sep 2016
hi I don't like you. you're mean.
By: Anonymous on 05 Feb 2018
if im ugly, you must be drunk. stay sober
By: tvwt on 20 Nov 2013
I've never seen you in summer, but if I had to guess, I'd say you'd wear a jacket because no matter what time of year it is you always live in the hood.
By: The Roast King on 23 May 2017
Yeah and there were other things too like your Mums failed abortion
By: Intellectual handiwork on 03 Aug 2016
You are a jack monkey window licking siberian sap sucker!
By: Lexus Horton on 08 Oct 2014
You are an accident too bcuz i F**ked your mom on the same Highway.
By: Awesome on 17 Nov 2014
that was legitness
By: Oops on 11 Jul 2016
DAMNNNNNNNNNN
By: Emma on 16 Aug 2017
yo mamma so ugly, she went to mortal kombat land and even scorpion said stay over there
By: john dubz on 15 Dec 2014
ding ding ding we have a winner!!!!!!
By: dont really know on 07 Feb 2013
Is it? At least now you know where your mom last saw your dad. Yeah I know, isn't that why you are always there?
By: denna on 16 Dec 2014
WHITE SHADOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: WhiteShadow on 04 Feb 2014
Why are talking to me?! F**k Off!!
By: JedSaid on 26 Jul 2014

Variations & Alternatives:

“Do you want a giant condom? I mean you’re acting like a d*ck so you might as well dress like one.”
By: Bekah on 03 Oct 2012
Were you born on a highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
By: Cat on 10 Nov 2013
Roses are red, Violets are blue, you are a monkey and you belong in a zoo. Don't worry I will be there to not in a cage, but laughing at you!
By: Lexus Horton on 08 Oct 2014
When you were born the doctor threw you out the window but the window threw ya back
By: Mhm on 23 Oct 2019
I find it amusing when people try to insult me. They have no idea that I roast myself on a daily basis.
By: BabyBear on 11 Apr 2022
I find it amusing when people try to insult me. They have no idea that I roast myself on a daily basis.
By: BabyBear on 11 Apr 2022
You are a Jack Monkey Window Licking Sibarian Sap Sucker!
By: Lexus Horton on 08 Oct 2014
Yep, and all driving past died of shock...
By: Ben on 07 Aug 2012

Comments:

you family tree is a cactus cuz everyone in it is a prick
By: jim on 26 Jun 2013
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, god made me pretty what happened to you???
By: angie on 19 Feb 2014
Were you u born in the toilet cause that's where most šhîts get dumped
By: Joker on 24 Apr 2015
when u where born the doctor said your treasure and ur mom said where should we bury it then
By: molokiijimjhj on 22 Jan 2017
You are an accident too bcuz i F**ked your mom on the same Highway.
By: Awesome on 17 Nov 2014
Sorry , i cant hear you - you have to many d*cks in your mouth!!!
By: RubyCat on 11 Jan 2015
You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take a day off.
By: YoFace on 12 Jun 2017
If your waiting for me to care "BITCH" i hope you brang food cause it gonna be a long time'
By: YoFace on 12 Jun 2017
Your so fake even Barbies jeulous of u !!$#&
By: Valintine kitty on 20 Nov 2017
Person: Why do you always wear mix-matched socks? Me: Why do your kids have mix-matched Dads?
By: Stranger on 30 Jul 2018
Yo mama is so ugly, she made the blind kids cry.
By: boy on 09 Nov 2018
When you look at your reflection, I'm surprised the reflection doesn't break the mirror
By: Teags on 14 May 2020
how can we be good at this job when we both suck way too much dick?
By: Isabelle Hamilton on 29 Dec 2022
how can we be good at this job when we both suck way too much dick?
By: Isabelle Hamilton on 12 Mar 2023
yo mama so ugly shes the reason the ninja turtles live in the sewers
By: Axel on 05 Mar 2024
Like you?
By: SilversoulX on 24 Aug 2016
hahaha
By: Yourmama on 09 Mar 2017
Well copied from Spongebob
By: Hi on 14 Oct 2019
Yo mama so poor she licks other peoples hand at kfc
By: me on 09 Sep 2013
can i borrow ur face my arse is goin on holiday
By: ya mum on 12 Oct 2014
Wow...awesome
By: GNVS on 16 Jul 2016
u popcorn inflated turkey head boy.jk
By: sah dude on 01 Apr 2017
Yeah and soon I won't be cause I'll be on the road to becoming a better person that you
By: Intellectual handiwork on 22 Jan 2016
u got that from Brent Rivera didn't u
By: Brent Rivera on 21 May 2016
Hmm, yet you were born in the exact same place, hm
By: on 18 Mar 2017
roadhouse
By: kossi on 26 Feb 2013
NO 16 YEARS AGO YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING BITCH......
By: KAMARLIE on 26 Apr 2013
Some of you people commenting clearly don't know proper English.
By: Cat on 10 Nov 2013
Lol 69 votes... I'm not gunna touch it
By: Me on 31 Dec 2012
if your trying a diet, why didn't you die yet?
By: Rain on 24 May 2013
Lol then after u say that and your friend is there they can say apply water burnd area. Lol XD
By: kitlakat on 08 Jan 2013
mama say whatnow
By: cool on 14 Feb 2015
So if u were the one that made it then who am i.....!?!?!?!?
By: cat on 02 Jul 2012
:D Oh snap
By: Your face on 27 Mar 2013
Your breath is so bad that your face is shower
By: Mike on 10 May 2013
I hate pancakes and french toast! GO WAFFLES! LETS GO.... WAFFLES!!! :D
By: WAFFLESS on 05 Jun 2014

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You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.