yeah cuz you would know what an accident looks like. you see it in the mirror everyday!
By: hayley on
31 Jan 2015
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(Roses are red Violets are blue Modified)
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, at least god made me perfect, but dafuq happened to you?
By: Noneofurbusiness439 on
02 Oct 2014
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If you want to learn about a real accident, ask you parents.
By: Anonymous on
31 May 2015
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WERE U BORN AT A DOG POUND? CAUSE UR A SON OF A B*TCH
By: Anonymous on
14 Oct 2015
55
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Yo momma's so ugly the pictures hang themselves
By: Cj on
16 Jan 2014
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The only accident around here is your face!
By: Johnny on
12 Apr 2013
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Shut up, you'll never be the man that your sister is ♥
By: DeeDee on
20 Mar 2015
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I would comment on you too but Cows are sacred in my country
By: AlexHuddsom on
07 Dec 2014
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Were you born on a high way because thats where accidents happen
By: HeadedRanger110 on
08 Jul 2015
53
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i was going to give you a nasty look but I already saw you had one. wow go curlyfrie!!!!
By: curlyfrie on
11 Aug 2017
14
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is that where you dad found the condoms too?
By: Raycheal on
23 Nov 2014
37
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Your momma must have been a beaver for you to have bucked teeth like that!
By: Nichols on
21 Jan 2012
31
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your so stupid that you'd wait for a stop sign to turn green
By: that girl is a real crowd pleaser on
30 Nov 2016
22
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Get the cum outa ur ears and listen
By: that girl is a real crowd pleaser on
30 Nov 2016
12
39
like you know what a highway is i bet you dont even know the definition of accident oh its you
By: Yourmama on
09 Mar 2017
14
59
Sorry, what was that? I don't listen to door mats. Those visitors really took it out on your face, didn't they?
By: Anonymous on
28 Sep 2015
17
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I'll make an accident out of you if you don't shut up!
By: Someguy on
31 Oct 2012
25
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Oh well I wouldn't know because I don't live my life with my head up my ass.
By: Jessamine on
23 Jun 2014
23
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Well, then you must have been born at the Detroit Lions stadium because that's where most disappointments happen.
By: TonyFrancis on
24 Aug 2015
19
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Your family's existance defies the laws of physics
By: mac on
02 Sep 2016
11
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good to know your still a grade A bitch. perhaps the only thing youll ever get an A in
By: candy on
22 Dec 2015
14
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ur so stupid that you'd get tangled up in a cordless phone
By: that girl is a real crowd pleaser on
30 Nov 2016
8
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At least I wasn't the failed result of an abortion.
By: Hyper on
07 Jul 2015
21
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No wonder it wasn't a accedint since you weren't there
By: Replica on
24 Jan 2017
5
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Just Say... Well you were born in goodwill that's were trash goes like you
By: Lavishbike on
06 Feb 2017
6
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The one thing that's keeping me from walking away is the fact that I survived an accedint infront of me before
By: Replica on
24 Jan 2017
5
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You're the cumwad that your mother should have swallowed.
By: Shaquila on
20 May 2017
7
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well actually, u were the cause of that horrible accident!
By: MindURB on
26 Jul 2017
4
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Awww that's so cute, your talking about something yσµ don't understand.
By: Shelly on
02 May 2014
18
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At least I piss standing up
By: Poodiepie on
19 Jan 2015
18
162
Well, I'll show you how a real accident look right now!
By: Mac on
19 Feb 2018
2
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your so ugly that when you ask your mother to hang the pictures she hung you instead
By: Jeremy on
21 Feb 2018
2
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Yeah and soon I won't be I'll be on the road to becoming a better person than you
By: Intellectual handiwork on
22 Jan 2016
9
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Yeah and there were other things too like ur Mums failed abortion
By: Intellectual handiwork on
12 Nov 2016
6
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And you were dragged up in a care home. But they obviously didn't care for you there because the condition your in
By: mac on
18 Nov 2016
7
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You say i was an accident then what im a i looking at?
By: Lilly on
13 Dec 2019
1
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I was born with a great tragedy. #MyDadDied #Trending #LOL
By: dogma on
21 Mar 2021
1
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At least I wasn't the failed result of an abortion.
By: Hyper on
07 Jul 2015
15
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Sorry, but at least I wasn't abandoned and adopted
By: Tui on
28 Jul 2016
11
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At least I wasn't born at the pound because you're a son of a bitch.
By: Muster up something on
14 Jun 2017
4
4
Well, yes I was, IN A FRICKING AMBULANCE
By: Hi on
15 Jan 2018
4
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You're the EXACT reason why God created the middle finger. I wish I had more than 2 hands so I could put more than 2 middle fingers up at you.
By: anonymous on
25 Feb 2021
You are so fat superman couldnt even carry you.
By: gothic x crop top on
27 Feb 2021
person : your ugly etc
me: please. your so ugly you made one direction go the other way
By: idek? on
08 Apr 2021
If people would give you a dollar every time they saw your face you would be in a dump right now!
By: Eric on
23 Apr 2021
Yo mama so ugly her picture sh*t its self
By: Eric on
23 Apr 2021
every time i look at you, i die
By: Eric on
23 Apr 2021
If I was accident how come my parents give me real food
By: Dino on
17 Jul 2021
You're the reason God created the middle finger.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.
By: Gr comebacks on
02 Apr 2022
Stop talking about yourself all the time.
By: Hadley on
26 Nov 2022
Ur so fat that the only letters you know are kfc
By: Nataleeyah on
19 Jan 2023
Your mom was on the scale and the scale said "give me pounds not your phone number"
By: Mannn- on
18 Mar 2023
Were you born on a highway because that's where most mistakes happen
By: Who are you on
14 Sep 2023
I don't charge , I grow up .you should try it sometime
By: Who are you on
14 Sep 2023
Must be the reason why your birth certificate was mailed back from the condom factory
By: sethwinters on
24 Feb 2016
8
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yo momma so ugly i bet she looke in the mirror and crecked it
By: nicholas on
14 Dec 2019
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oh, you must of been the one to start the traffic
By: Argus on
21 May 2016
5
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like you know what a highway is orwhat an acsident is
By: Yourmama on
09 Mar 2017
3
7-4
Your birth was an accident from God
By: mac on
28 Sep 2016
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hi I don't like you. you're mean.
By: Anonymous on
05 Feb 2018
4
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if im ugly, you must be drunk. stay sober
By: tvwt on
20 Nov 2013
12
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I've never seen you in summer, but if I had to guess, I'd say you'd wear a jacket because no matter what time of year it is you always live in the hood.
By: The Roast King on
23 May 2017
1
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Yeah and there were other things too like your Mums failed abortion
By: Intellectual handiwork on
03 Aug 2016
2
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You are a jack monkey window licking siberian sap sucker!
By: Lexus Horton on
08 Oct 2014
9
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You are an accident too bcuz i F**ked your mom on the same Highway.
By: Awesome on
17 Nov 2014
14
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that was legitness
By: Oops on
11 Jul 2016
3
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DAMNNNNNNNNNN
By: Emma on
16 Aug 2017
2
11-9
yo mamma so ugly, she went to mortal kombat land and even scorpion said stay over there
By: john dubz on
15 Dec 2014
14
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ding ding ding we have a winner!!!!!!
By: dont really know on
07 Feb 2013
10
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Is it? At least now you know where your mom last saw your dad.
Yeah I know, isn't that why you are always there?
By: denna on
16 Dec 2014
7
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WHITE SHADOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: WhiteShadow on
04 Feb 2014
10
26-16
Why are talking to me?! F**k Off!!
By: JedSaid on
26 Jul 2014
11
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“Do you want a giant condom? I mean you’re acting like a d*ck so you might as well dress like one.”
By: Bekah on
03 Oct 2012
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Were you born on a highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
By: Cat on
10 Nov 2013
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, you are a monkey and you belong in a zoo. Don't worry I will be there to not in a cage, but laughing at you!
By: Lexus Horton on
08 Oct 2014
14
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When you were born the doctor threw you out the window but the window threw ya back
By: Mhm on
23 Oct 2019
1
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I find it amusing when people try to insult me. They have no idea that I roast myself on a daily basis.
By: BabyBear on
11 Apr 2022
I find it amusing when people try to insult me. They have no idea that I roast myself on a daily basis.
By: BabyBear on
11 Apr 2022
You are a Jack Monkey Window Licking Sibarian Sap Sucker!
By: Lexus Horton on
08 Oct 2014
7
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Yep, and all driving past died of shock...
By: Ben on
07 Aug 2012
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you family tree is a cactus cuz everyone in it is a prick
By: jim on
26 Jun 2013
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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, god made me pretty what happened to you???
By: angie on
19 Feb 2014
14
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Were you u born in the toilet cause that's where most šhîts get dumped
By: Joker on
24 Apr 2015
11
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when u where born the doctor said your treasure and ur mom said where should we bury it then
By: molokiijimjhj on
22 Jan 2017
7
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You are an accident too bcuz i F**ked your mom on the same Highway.
By: Awesome on
17 Nov 2014
9
72
Sorry , i cant hear you - you have to many d*cks in your mouth!!!
By: RubyCat on
11 Jan 2015
9
72
You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take a day off.
By: YoFace on
12 Jun 2017
3
21
If your waiting for me to care "BITCH" i hope you brang food cause it gonna be a long time'
By: YoFace on
12 Jun 2017
4
31
Your so fake even Barbies jeulous of u
!!$#&
By: Valintine kitty on
20 Nov 2017
3
21
Person: Why do you always wear mix-matched socks?
Me: Why do your kids have mix-matched Dads?
By: Stranger on
30 Jul 2018
2
11
Yo mama is so ugly, she made the blind kids cry.
By: boy on
09 Nov 2018
2
11
When you look at your reflection, I'm surprised the reflection doesn't break the mirror
By: Teags on
14 May 2020
how can we be good at this job when we both suck way too much dick?
By: Isabelle Hamilton on
29 Dec 2022
how can we be good at this job when we both suck way too much dick?
By: Isabelle Hamilton on
12 Mar 2023
yo mama so ugly shes the reason the ninja turtles live in the sewers
By: Axel on
05 Mar 2024
Like you?
By: SilversoulX on
24 Aug 2016
3
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hahaha
By: Yourmama on
09 Mar 2017
2
3-1
Well copied from Spongebob
By: Hi on
14 Oct 2019
1-1
Yo mama so poor she licks other peoples hand at kfc
By: me on
09 Sep 2013
8
11-3
can i borrow ur face my arse is goin on holiday
By: ya mum on
12 Oct 2014
4
7-3
Wow...awesome
By: GNVS on
16 Jul 2016
2
5-3
u popcorn inflated turkey head boy.jk
By: sah dude on
01 Apr 2017
4-4
Yeah and soon I won't be cause I'll be on the road to becoming a better person that you
By: Intellectual handiwork on
22 Jan 2016
3
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u got that from Brent Rivera didn't u
By: Brent Rivera on
21 May 2016
1
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Hmm, yet you were born in the exact same place, hm
By: on
18 Mar 2017
5-5
roadhouse
By: kossi on
26 Feb 2013
4
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NO 16 YEARS AGO YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING BITCH......
By: KAMARLIE on
26 Apr 2013
6
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Some of you people commenting clearly don't know proper English.
By: Cat on
10 Nov 2013
6
12-6
Lol 69 votes... I'm not gunna touch it
By: Me on
31 Dec 2012
6
13-7
if your trying a diet, why didn't you die yet?
By: Rain on
24 May 2013
3
10-7
Lol then after u say that and your friend is there they can say apply water burnd area. Lol XD
By: kitlakat on
08 Jan 2013
2
10-8
mama say whatnow
By: cool on
14 Feb 2015
2
10-8
So if u were the one that made it then who am i.....!?!?!?!?
By: cat on
02 Jul 2012
3
12-9
:D Oh snap
By: Your face on
27 Mar 2013
1
11-10
Your breath is so bad that your face is shower
By: Mike on
10 May 2013
3
15-12
I hate pancakes and french toast! GO WAFFLES! LETS GO.... WAFFLES!!! :D
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