I can't exactly help you with your head. But if you want something up your ass, I'd be happy to shove my foot up it.
By: hhhdhdjjdhdgrbfbdhd on
15 Jul 2014
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But then again if you wanted to see things from a better and more sanitary point of view try getting your head out of your ass... and you will find that your brain won't be as clogged with shit.
By: Ben on
07 Aug 2012
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let me help.
By: killer on
16 Feb 2015
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What do you mean? You're already there.
By: Joe on
28 Mar 2014
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why do u want ur head up my ass in the first place?
By: HauntedBoy23 on
26 Jul 2017
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Try yoga
By: Smurphy on
13 Jul 2012
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It seems you don't recognize the inside of your own ass, maybe I shove a flashlight up there to help you see better?
By: headphone jack on
17 Jan 2015
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That's because you're so full of shit.
By: Larry on
26 Jul 2016
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Your desperation is amusing...
By: Xederam on
10 Aug 2015
6
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The best part of you ran down your mother's ass crack.
By: Anon on
30 Aug 2015
3
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Yeah cause your head is too fat from the shit you've been eating and it don't fit no more
By: Muster up something on
14 Jun 2017
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Yeah cause you're worried you won't be able to get it back out
By: Intellectual handiwork on
22 Jan 2016
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Cause your full of shit
By: Wat on
15 Jun 2018
I thought monkeys typing was just myth, but you proved that one could.
By: replubius on
08 Jan 2015
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Well stop looking at things from your point of view, first.
By: عبدالله on
04 Jan 2015
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If you want to see something from my point of view you'd have to hire the fire men to get your head out your ass first. @Alex Huddson
By: Alex Huddson on
11 Dec 2014
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Why cause you can't get it back out?
By: Intellectual handiwork on
12 Jun 2016
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your the cum that your mom should've swallowed
By: mofo on
10 Sep 2013
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Really you'r head is so far up you'r ass you need a glass stomach to see where you'r going
By: Jarrod on
07 Jun 2012
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Well I think you've got your head up your ass. So here's a tip. If you grab your ears and tug firmly you might be able to get your head out of your shithole.
By: Nightshade on
14 May 2015
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Well If you need help with that, let me know :)
By: JedSaid on
26 Jul 2014
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the world needs better people, so why dont you die already?
By: dude of the century on
20 Feb 2014
4
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Adding to "What do you mean, you are already up there."
(How do I know? Cause you smell like shit.)
By: Noneofurbusiness439 on
02 Oct 2014
5-5
im sorry,u shove ur head up ur ass why? to get a better point of view of ur mom?
By: higuy on
20 Nov 2013
2
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why are you getting your head up your arse?!! did your mom teach you to do this when you're trying to see things from someone else's point of view?!!
By: XXX on
03 Jan 2015
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If you want to get to MY point of view, then get your head out of your ass..
By: Anonymous on
23 Jun 2014
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Hello
By: Neglaalumari on
24 Jan 2013
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I'd like to see things from your point of view BUT I DON'T THINK BOTH OF OUR HEADS WILL FIT UP YOUR ASS.
By: Jason on
13 Jan 2014
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Wait, its not there already? So whats your excuse for all the bullshit you say.
By: hi on
30 Apr 2015
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Really? Well, that's because you're so full of shit!
By: Zack on
12 Oct 2016
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At least you tried.
By: Paradigm Arson on
27 Apr 2014
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You are climbing the wrong tree Buddy
By: Dee on
22 May 2013
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Well beware of my farts. I just ate some food your mom made.
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