Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
On scale of one to 10, you're a poutine.
What type of potato chip is Santa's favorite? Crisp Pringles
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
You're like an N95 mask—irreplaceable and essential.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
I know a great recovery for jet lag.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
What do you give a train conductor for Christmas? Platform shoes
