Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Looking at your car is like witnessing a tragic accident, a horrifying reminder of the consequences of poor automotive judgment.
You're such a pathetic excuse for a human being that even bacteria would turn their noses up at the thought of infecting you.
Your car is a complete and utter piece of shit, a rolling testament to your poor life choices and lack of taste.
Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
I know a great recovery for jet lag.
There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
5/4 of people admit that they're bad with fractions.
What do you give a train conductor for Christmas? Platform shoes
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
