Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
You're like a cut on my wrist... people like you hurt me, but I keep getting more.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't.
You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Doggy style?
Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
ee, your ass smells terrific!
I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
You're such a pathetic excuse for a human being that even bacteria would turn their noses up at the thought of infecting you.
What type of potato chip is Santa's favorite? Crisp Pringles
