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Insults

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.


The Best Insults

If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
I perform best when I'm wet.
Baby you're as irresistible as pulling on the lane line during backstroke.
Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
If your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
Excuse me, but do you like whales? Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
So you've changed your mind, does this one work any better?

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