Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Do you know how long it takes for your mother to take a crap? Nine months.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
Are you in some kind of fitness protection program?
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.
If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

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