Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
I'd slap you, but shit stains.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma.
You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
You're not funny, but your life, now that's a joke.
You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit
I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.
If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse!
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
Why don't you check eBay and see if they have a life for sale.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?

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