Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Jamaican me think about things I have never thought about and having you on my bed is one.
I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off, I'd love to put another one in u.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.
Are you a gold medal? Because I won't stop until I get to you.
You're like a cut on my wrist... people like you hurt me, but I keep getting more.
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.
You're just my cup of tea!
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't.
You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.
Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
Your car's exterior is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep tears of agony.
Looking at your car is like witnessing a tragic accident, a horrifying reminder of the consequences of poor automotive judgment.
