Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Excuse me, but do you like whales? Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
You're as useless as a knitted condom.
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
I'd slap you, but shit stains.
Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma.
How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement!
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
You're not funny, but your life, now that's a joke.
You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.
You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit
If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse!

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