Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
I'd slap you, but shit stains.
You're as useless as a knitted condom.
How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement!
Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
You're not funny, but your life, now that's a joke.
You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.
If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse!
Why don't you check eBay and see if they have a life for sale.
What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change.

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