Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
If ugliness was a profession, you'd be the CEO.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn't keep me from you!
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
The worker at Cape Canaveral wanted to make a sandwich, so he went to the deli to buy some launchin' meat.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement!
I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
Girl you've got mad handles, you've been crossing through my mind all day.
Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don't turn it on.
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
You should carry a plant wherever you go to replace the oxygen you waste.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
You're so ugly, when you got robbed, the robbers made you wear their masks.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma.
What is green, white, and red all over? A sunburned elf
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless...
