Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
We have so much potential ... let's make it kinetic.
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
I would literally give you my hand in marriage. (undead)
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
It takes balls to play golf.
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.
How many strokes do you want?
Your putt looks great in those pants
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
What is the wettest animal at the North Pole? The rain-deer
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
