Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?
Why does Santa do in his garden? He hoe hoe hoes
I was going to buy some loose tea, but the price was too steep.
A lawyer who likes to go fishing is an attorney-at-lure.
Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy, did loads of charity work and was always there to help? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue.
What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!
What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey? Grave-y
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
I'm like a boomerang; I just keep comin' back to ya.
I think the soil needs some double digging.
Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire.
What's say you and I go into a practice room and work on some harmonies together?
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
Can I didgeridoo you?
Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?
All I want for Channukah, is you.
Is your dad a failure? Because you're a living testament to his incompetence.
Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...
The luminescent Pelican triggered an air defense alert of glow bill proportions.
