Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I bet you can't even pass airport procedures because you are simply the bomb, honey.
People don't like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
In the airport, I am willing to let all my personal feelings fly towards you, baby.
Girl, a 12 hour time difference really wouldn't make me feel bad about you, believe me.
Oncology is the study of car horns.
Why don't we dim sum lights?
Are you from China? Because I'm China ask you out on a date.
Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?
Should you be a sticker, you would be right into my vintage set right now, babe.
I think you have been a bad boy, leaving your luggage unattended, I must punish you.
You look fetching today!
You're like the perfect drink—strong, balanced, and impossible to resist.
As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.
Can I be your midnight kiss? Because I don't want to start the year without you.
I'm like a boomerang; I just keep comin' back to ya.
I'm a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets
I think the soil needs some double digging.
I was going to buy some loose tea, but the price was too steep.
A lawyer who likes to go fishing is an attorney-at-lure.
