Take These Lines For a Swim

Pick up lines for swimming in the pool or at the beach. We've got the best pickup up lines for your swimming needs.

Top Swimming Lines

Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.
Are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
I perform best when I'm wet.
Are you a gold medal? Because I won't stop until I get to you.
Baby you're as irresistible as pulling on the lane line during backstroke.
Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.
You can quit swimming after your dreams, I'm right here.
Is your name flip-turn, because I'm head over heels for you.
Good thing I'm a swimmer because I'm drowning in your eyes.
Are you the end of practice? Because you're always on my mind.
You are like my snorkel, because you're wrapped around my mind.
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.
My pull buoy's not the only thing that goes between these thighs.
Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?
Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.
Is your name taper? Cause you are everything I've been waiting for.
You must be a distance swimmer because you're one in a million.
Are you the 200 breast stroke? Because baby you make my knees weak.
Take your mark. Now take off your pants!

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