Take These Lines For a Swim

Pick up lines for swimming in the pool or at the beach. We've got the best pickup up lines for your swimming needs.

Top Swimming Lines

You can quit swimming after your dreams, I'm right here.
Are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Baby you're as irresistible as pulling on the lane line during backstroke.
Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.
Is your name flip-turn, because I'm head over heels for you.
Take your mark. Now take off your pants!
I perform best when I'm wet.
Are you the end of practice? Because you're always on my mind.
Are you a gold medal? Because I won't stop until I get to you.
You are like my snorkel, because you're wrapped around my mind.
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.
Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.
My pull buoy's not the only thing that goes between these thighs.
Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?
Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.
Is your name taper? Cause you are everything I've been waiting for.
You must be a distance swimmer because you're one in a million.
Are you the 200 breast stroke? Because baby you make my knees weak.
Good thing I'm a swimmer because I'm drowning in your eyes.

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