Are you Neymar? Cause I'm trippin' and fallin' for you.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
Is your name Lionel? Because you made my pants Messi.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just letting you know!
Are you related to David Beckham? Because you got those curves!
Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.
Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you're the special one.
Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
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