I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you.
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
I'm an outfielder. I'll always catch you.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby!
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
They say to bat me 2nd because I'm a good 2-hole hitter.
Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon steals bases!"
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Can I show you my spitball?
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
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