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Pick Up Lines for Baseball Games

Hit it out of the park with out awesome list of Baseball and Softball pick up lines. She won't know what hit her.




The Best Softball and Baseball Lines

I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
I'm an outfielder. I'll always catch you.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby!
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next.
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
Can I show you my spitball?
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
They say to bat me 2nd because I'm a good 2-hole hitter.
Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon steals bases!"
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.

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I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
I'm an outfielder. I'll always catch you.