I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
I'm an outfielder. I'll always catch you.
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Can I show you my spitball?
They say to bat me 2nd because I'm a good 2-hole hitter.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon steals bases!"
Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?
The only thing tender today is my heart for you.
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
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