Pick Up Lines for Hockey Fans and Players

Fan or a player, we've got an awesome list of funny Hockey Pick Up Lines for you to get your next date or on off the ice.

Top Hockey Lines

Wanna see my hat-trick?

You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.

Want to hold my shaft?

We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?

I bet I can score on your 5-hole

I've got a curved stick.

Can I slip one past your goalie?

I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!

How about we drop the gloves and go at it?

You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.

I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.

I'm not wearing hockey pads.

You wanna be my equipment manager.

I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?

I said, Would you like a PUCK?

If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?

Life is better when we stick together.

I'd let you score on my 5-hole.

My other stick curves to the right

Gretzky isn't the only great one.

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