GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Pick Up Lines for Hockey Fans and Players

Hit the ice with confidence using our sharp selection of Hockey Pick Up Lines, specially designed for the hockey lover with a flair for romance. From clever quips about the rink to witty icebreakers, these lines blend the thrill of the game with the excitement of flirting. Whether you're at a game or just a fan of the sport, our collection is your assist in creating a connection as thrilling as a sudden-death overtime.

Top Hockey Lines

Wanna see my hat-trick?
Can I slip one past your goalie?
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
Want to hold my shaft?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.
I've got a curved stick.
I'm not wearing hockey pads.
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
Fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Look, my teeth spell out 'I love you' in block letters!
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
You should see what I can do with ice.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
My other stick curves to the right
If you were a puck I'd never shoot. I'd always miss you.
Nice skates...wanna puck?
Let's play hockey. I'll be the net, and you can score.
Wanna puck?
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Loraine.
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer
Gretzky isn't the only great one.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
I'd let you score on my 5-hole.
Life is better when we stick together.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?