You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
Fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
I'm not wearing hockey pads.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.
You wanna be my equipment manager.
I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
I said, Would you like a PUCK?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Life is better when we stick together.
I'd let you score on my 5-hole.
My other stick curves to the right