Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Loraine.
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
I only drool when I'm standing upright.
My blade's not the only thing made of steel.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Well if I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
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