Pick Up Lines for Golf

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Best Golf Lines

You in the mood for some stroke play?
My drives aren't always long and straight... but I can show you what is!
How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?
I only play in the short grass.
I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?
I'm a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
I've got some good news. I like to go low.
Your putt looks great in those pants
I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
How many strokes do you want?

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