You in the mood for some stroke play?
My drives aren't always long and straight... but I can show you what is!
I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
You look like someone who likes to swing.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?
Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?
I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
Your putt looks great in those pants
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
How many strokes do you want?
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
It takes balls to play golf.
I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
Look how big his putter is...
I only play in the short grass.
I'm a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
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