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Pick Up Lines for Golf

Pick up your date at the gold course. We've got the best golf pick up lines you'll ever need.





Best Golf Lines

My drives aren't always long and straight... but I can show you what is!
How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?
You in the mood for some stroke play?
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
I only play in the short grass.
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?
I'm a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?
I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
It takes balls to play golf.

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My drives aren't always long and straight... but I can show you what is!
How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?
You in the mood for some stroke play?