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Pick Up Lines for Golf

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Best Golf Lines

I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
My drives aren't always long and straight... but I can show you what is!
You in the mood for some stroke play?
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
You look like someone who likes to swing.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?
Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?
I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
Your putt looks great in those pants
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
How many strokes do you want?
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
It takes balls to play golf.
I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

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I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
My drives aren't always long and straight... but I can show you what is!
You in the mood for some stroke play?