Pick Up Lines for Golf

Navigate the course of love with our handpicked selection of Golf Pick Up Lines, perfect for those who adore the green and the game of love. Whether you're on the golf course or simply sharing your passion for the sport, these lines blend humor with a touch of class, offering a unique way to break the ice. Crafted for both the golf aficionado and the romantic at heart, our collection is sure to make your next conversation a hole-in-one.

Best Golf Lines

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You in the mood for some stroke play?

My drives aren't always long and straight... but I can show you what is!

Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.

I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.

I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.

You look like someone who likes to swing.

My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?

How many strokes do you want?

Look how big his putter is...

Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?

It takes balls to play golf.

I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.

Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.

I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.

I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!

After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.

How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?

So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?

Getting the most from Golf Pick Up Lines

Golf lines trade on the game's own vocabulary — holes, strokes, grip, the fore-warning — and most of it arrives pre-loaded with innuendo. The clubhouse bar after a round is the natural venue, when scorecards are settled and everyone is friendlier than they were on the 14th.

Handicap jokes are the connoisseur's choice: they flatter the listener's game while setting up the punchline, which is more craft than most openers manage.

Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?

I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.

Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.

Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

Your putt looks great in those pants

I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?

From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.

I only play in the short grass.

You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.

Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?

I'm a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?

You interested in trying some new balls?

I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.

You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off.

I've got some good news. I like to go low.

You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.

How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?

Oh you only have a threesome, mind if I join?

Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?

Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.

Do you want me to pull it?

Playing the 19th hole

Golf's social architecture does half the work: four hours of shared frustration followed by a licensed bar is practically a matchmaking service. The material lands best when the round is over and the worst holes have become funny; opening on the tee box, mid-swing, is a men's-club citation waiting to happen.

The country-club circuit has cousins: tennis lines for the other whites-and-etiquette sport, and the broader sports collection when the clubs stay in the car.