You in the mood for some stroke play?
My drives aren't always long and straight... but I can show you what is!
I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?
Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?
I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
It takes balls to play golf.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
Look how big his putter is...
I only play in the short grass.
I'm a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
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