You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
You interested in trying some new balls?
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
I've got some good news. I like to go low.
I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off.
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
Oh you only have a threesome, mind if I join?
Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?
Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.
Do you want me to pull it?
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