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Pick Up Lines for Golf - Part 2

Pick up your date at the gold course. We've got the best golf pick up lines you'll ever need.




Best Golf Lines

Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
Look how big his putter is...
I only play in the short grass.
I'm a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off.
You interested in trying some new balls?
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
I've got some good news. I like to go low.
I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
Oh you only have a threesome, mind if I join?
Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?
Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.

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Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.