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Pick Up Lines for Golf - Part 2

Pick up your date at the gold course. We've got the best golf pick up lines you'll ever need.




Best Golf Lines

Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
You look like someone who likes to swing.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
Oh you only have a threesome, mind if I join?
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?
Look how big his putter is...
Do you want me to pull it?
I've got some good news. I like to go low.
Your putt looks great in those pants
I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.
How many strokes do you want?
I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

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Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
You look like someone who likes to swing.