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Funny Olympic Sport Lines

Embrace the spirit of the Games in your love life with our curated selection of Olympics Pick Up Lines. Tailored for fans of the grandest sporting spectacle, these lines combine athletic wit with a touch of romance. Whether you're watching the events or celebrating the spirit of the Olympics, our collection provides the perfect starting block for playful, sports-themed conversations that are sure to go the distance.

Top Olympic Lines

Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
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You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for.
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I want to get filthy like we're in Rio water.
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How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? By bobsled, I mean bed.
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I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
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Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.
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Are you a figure skater? Because your figure is out of this world.
  
  
I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
  
  
My gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes.
  
  
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
  
  
Even if you don't get a medal, I can make your trip to _______ worthwhile
  
  
Half pipe? Let me show you a full pipe!
  
  
I hope I don't get a point deduction, because I just fell for you.
  
  
Let me show you my gold medal.
  
  
I'm not an Olympic swimmer but I'll dive in your deep end tonight.
  
  
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
  
  
You could qualify for my Olympics any day.
  
  
You must do hurdles, because it only took you seconds to jump into my heart
  
  
Do you have swimmers as good as China? We'll have to do something about that!
  
  
If you got out with me, I can get you Michael Phelps' phone number.
  
  
Let's make like the Olympic rings and hook up later.
  
  
Do you like water polo? Because you look like you like to get down and dirty in the water
  
  
Are you the Olympics? Because I have been dreaming of getting into you my whole life.
  
  
Raise my flag, I think I just won gold.
  
  
You remind me of the luge track,fast, smooth, and curvy.
  
  
Girl you must be a curling broom, because you swept me off my feet.
  
  
You look like you could definitely work the freestyle. Grabbing some rail gives you more points.
  
  
Some people like to watch the Olympics because they happen once every four years but I'd rather talk to you because talking to someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
  
  
Your eyes are more beautiful than the fireworks at the opening ceremony!
  
  
I'm looking to get bobsleigh'd tonight.
  
  

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Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right? You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for. I want to get filthy like we're in Rio water.