Funny Football pick up lines to catch that date.

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How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
This game is about ball control baby.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
Hey girl, on a scale of one to Laremy Tunsil, how available are you?
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
I want to pick you up from free agency.
Wanna be my receiver tonight?
Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
Can I show you my Danny Woodhead.
Don't call an offside, I just wanted to ask you out!
I'm not trying to impress you but... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.
Girl, you don't have to settle for a pocket passer when you can have a scrambler like me.
I'm going to go for two after I score.
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
Scoring with you would be like making a 84 yard touchdown off a pass interception.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.

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