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Funny Football pick up lines to catch that date.

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Top Rated Lines

Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
I'm not trying to impress you but... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.
Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.
Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
Scoring with you would be like making a 84 yard touchdown off a pass interception.
I want to pick you up from free agency.
How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
Can I show you my Danny Woodhead.
You're so hot, I would let you penetrate my defense.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
Wanna be my receiver tonight?
Are you the New England Patriots? Because you can deflate my balls whenever you like.
Girl I block out all outside noise when I get behind center.
Hey girl, on a scale of one to Laremy Tunsil, how available are you?
This game is about ball control baby.
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?

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Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
I'm not trying to impress you but... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.