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Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
Can I show you my Danny Woodhead.
Don't call an offside, I just wanted to ask you out!
I'm not trying to impress you but... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.
I'm going to go for two after I score.
This game is about ball control baby.
Wanna be my receiver tonight?
You're so hot, I would let you penetrate my defense.
Hey girl, on a scale of one to Laremy Tunsil, how available are you?
I want to pick you up from free agency.
Do you play football? Because you've got a tight end.
Are you the New England Patriots? Because you can deflate my balls whenever you like.
Girl, you don't have to settle for a pocket passer when you can have a scrambler like me.
Girl I block out all outside noise when I get behind center.
Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?

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Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.




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