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Funny Football pick up lines to catch that date.

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Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Scoring with you would be like making a 84 yard touchdown off a pass interception.
I want to pick you up from free agency.
You're so hot, I would let you penetrate my defense.
Wanna be my receiver tonight?
Are you the New England Patriots? Because you can deflate my balls whenever you like.
This game is about ball control baby.
Can I show you my Danny Woodhead.
I'm not trying to impress you but... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.
Girl I block out all outside noise when I get behind center.
Hey girl, on a scale of one to Laremy Tunsil, how available are you?
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?

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Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.