Funny Football pick up lines to catch that date.

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This game is about ball control baby.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
Hey girl, on a scale of one to Laremy Tunsil, how available are you?
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
Do you play football? Because you've got a tight end.
Wanna be my receiver tonight?
How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
Can I show you my Danny Woodhead.
Don't call an offside, I just wanted to ask you out!
I'm not trying to impress you but... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.
I'm going to go for two after I score.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Are you the New England Patriots? Because you can deflate my balls whenever you like.
Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?
I want to pick you up from free agency.
You're so hot, I would let you penetrate my defense.
Can you check to see if my balls are properly inflated?

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