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Funny Football Pick Up Lines

Get ready to tackle romance with our exciting lineup of Football Pick Up Lines, specially designed for the football aficionado looking to make an impression. Blending the thrill of the game with witty romantic overtures, these lines are your go-to playbook for sparking a connection. Ideal for game-day gatherings or casual chats, our collection seamlessly combines your passion for football with the art of flirting, setting the stage for a winning interaction.

Top Rated Football Lines

Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
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Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
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Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
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Are you a quarterback draw? Because you’ve drawn me in.
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Are you a first down? Because I’d go the extra yard for you.
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Are you a Hail Mary pass? Because you’re my last hope.
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Are you a cheerleader? Because you’ve got me on the edge of my seat.
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I'm not trying to impress you but... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.
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Are you a football jersey? Because I’d love to wear your number.
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Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.
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Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
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Scoring with you would be like making a 84 yard touchdown off a pass interception.
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I want to pick you up from free agency.
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How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
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Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
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Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
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You're so hot, I would let you penetrate my defense.
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My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
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Are you the New England Patriots? Because you can deflate my balls whenever you like.
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Girl I block out all outside noise when I get behind center.
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Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
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Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
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Wanna be my receiver tonight?
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This game is about ball control baby.
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Are you a pass interference? Because you’ve obstructed my view of anyone else.
  
  
Are you a two-point conversion? Because you’re worth the risk.
  
  
Are you a punt? Because you’ve got me punting for your love.
  
  
Are you a touchdown pass? Because you’ve got me in the endzone.
  
  
Are you a game-winning drive? Because I’m your biggest fan.
  
  
Are you a field goal? Because you’re definitely worth three points to me.
  
  

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Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty? Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.