Funny Football pick up lines to catch that date.

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How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
I want to pick you up from free agency.
Wanna be my receiver tonight?
Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
Can I show you my Danny Woodhead.
Don't call an offside, I just wanted to ask you out!
I'm not trying to impress you but... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.
Girl, you don't have to settle for a pocket passer when you can have a scrambler like me.
I'm going to go for two after I score.
Hey girl, on a scale of one to Laremy Tunsil, how available are you?
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
This game is about ball control baby.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
Scoring with you would be like making a 84 yard touchdown off a pass interception.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.

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