I'm going to go for two after I score.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.
Don't call an offside, I just wanted to ask you out!
Is your name Touchdown? Because I wanna scream it every time I score with you.
Are you a playbook? Because I can't seem to figure you out, but I want to.
Are you a football game? Because I can't wait to get you on my schedule.
Are you a quarterback sneak? Because you've caught me off guard.
Can you check to see if my balls are properly inflated?
Are you a football huddle? Because I want to be in the middle of you.
Do you play defense? Because whenever I'm around you, I can't seem to score.
