Funny Tennis Lines for Fans, Players and Coaches.

Pick Up Lines for Tennis players and fans, whether you're on the court or in the stands, be ready for a date with our list of funny Tennis pick up lines.

Best Tennis Lines

If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in Love.
Do you play singles tournaments often?
Babe trust me, the only time I'd play games with you is on the court.
Babe, you played a good match, but you and me are a PERFECT match.
So, what's your favorite stroke?
Let's not keep score so we can keep it at love.
I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!
You're looking like a tennis ball. I just wanna hit it.
Will you be my doubles partner for life?
If I court you, will it be a love match?
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
You know what else is a nice match? You and me.
Do you play tennis? Because that was a swing and a miss.
How about you come over here an I'll show you my western grip.
I want to hold your hand as bad as I want to hold serve.
Girl, don't you know you look so fine? Whoever you're seeing, his racquet ain't as big as mine.
Let's all get in the tennis closet & play spin the racquet!
Want to see my tennis tan lines?
Does the sleeve match the shoes?
How about some doubles?

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