Funny Tennis Lines for Fans, Players and Coaches.

Pick Up Lines for Tennis players and fans, whether you're on the court or in the stands, be ready for a date with our list of funny Tennis pick up lines.

Best Tennis Lines

Babe, you played a good match, but you and me are a PERFECT match.

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Babe trust me, the only time I'd play games with you is on the court.

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You know what else is a nice match? You and me.

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I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!

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How about some doubles?

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Let's not keep score so we can keep it at love.

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If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in Love.

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Can we rally forever so we stay in love?

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Girl I'll beat you 6-0 every time, 'cause I'll never stop loving you.

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Your court or mine?

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My forehand isn't the only stroke I know.

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Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?

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Do you play tennis? Because that was a swing and a miss.

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If I court you, will it be a love match?

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Do you play singles tournaments often?

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So, what's your favorite stroke?

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Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?

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Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.

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I want to hold your hand as bad as I want to hold serve.

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Girl, don't you know you look so fine? Whoever you're seeing, his racquet ain't as big as mine.

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Babe, you played a good match, but you and me are a PERFECT match.

Babe trust me, the only time I'd play games with you is on the court.

You know what else is a nice match? You and me.