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Funny Tennis Lines for Fans, Players and Coaches.

Pick Up Lines for Tennis players and fans, whether you're on the court or in the stands, be ready for a date with our list of funny Tennis pick up lines.




Best Tennis Lines

Babe, you played a good match, but you and me are a PERFECT match.
Your court or mine?
Babe trust me, the only time I'd play games with you is on the court.
Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
Can we rally forever so we stay in love?
My forehand isn't the only stroke I know.
If I court you, will it be a love match?
Do you play singles tournaments often?
Let's not keep score so we can keep it at love.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in Love.
You know what else is a nice match? You and me.
So, what's your favorite stroke?
I want to hold your hand as bad as I want to hold serve.
Girl, don't you know you look so fine? Whoever you're seeing, his racquet ain't as big as mine.
I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!
How about some doubles?
Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
Girl I'll beat you 6-0 every time, 'cause I'll never stop loving you.
Do you play tennis? Because that was a swing and a miss.

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Babe, you played a good match, but you and me are a PERFECT match.
Your court or mine?
Babe trust me, the only time I'd play games with you is on the court.