Funny Tennis Lines for Fans, Players and Coaches.

Pick Up Lines for Tennis players and fans, whether you're on the court or in the stands, be ready for a date with our list of funny Tennis pick up lines.

Best Tennis Lines

So, what's your favorite stroke?
Babe trust me, the only time I'd play games with you is on the court.
Do you play tennis? Because that was a swing and a miss.
Will you be my doubles partner for life?
Let's all get in the tennis closet & play spin the racquet!
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in Love.
Want to see my tennis tan lines?
Babe, you played a good match, but you and me are a PERFECT match.
You know what else is a nice match? You and me.
How about you come over here an I'll show you my western grip.
Does the sleeve match the shoes?
Let's not keep score so we can keep it at love.
I want to hold your hand as bad as I want to hold serve.
Girl, don't you know you look so fine? Whoever you're seeing, his racquet ain't as big as mine.
I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!
You're looking like a tennis ball. I just wanna hit it.
If I court you, will it be a love match?
How about some doubles?
Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
Girl you're so beautiful you made me double fault.

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