Funny Tennis Lines for Fans, Players and Coaches.

Pick Up Lines for Tennis players and fans, whether you're on the court or in the stands, be ready for a date with our list of funny Tennis pick up lines.

Best Tennis Lines

Do you play singles tournaments often?
If I court you, will it be a love match?
Babe, you played a good match, but you and me are a PERFECT match.
So, what's your favorite stroke?
I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
Babe trust me, the only time I'd play games with you is on the court.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in Love.
How about you come over here an I'll show you my western grip.
Let's not keep score so we can keep it at love.
I want to hold your hand as bad as I want to hold serve.
Girl, don't you know you look so fine? Whoever you're seeing, his racquet ain't as big as mine.
You're looking like a tennis ball. I just wanna hit it.
Will you be my doubles partner for life?
Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
Girl you're so beautiful you made me double fault.
My forehand isn't the only stroke I know.
Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
Want to see my tennis tan lines?
You know what else is a nice match? You and me.

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