Are you a two-point conversion? Because you’re worth the risk.
Are you a kickoff return? Because you’ve got me running back for more.
Are you a running play? Because you’ve got my heart racing.
Are you a wide receiver screen? Because I want to be your go-to.
Are you a flea flicker? Because you’ve got me tossing and turning.
Are you a goal line? Because I want to cross over with you.
Are you a pass interference? Because you’ve obstructed my view of anyone else.
Are you a football huddle? Because I want to be in the middle of you.
Are you a quarterback sneak? Because you’ve caught me off guard.
Are you a punt? Because you’ve got me punting for your love.
Are you a touchdown pass? Because you’ve got me in the endzone.
Are you a game-winning drive? Because I’m your biggest fan.
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
Are you a football coach? Because you just made my heart do a touchdown dance.
Are you a wide receiver? Because you’ve caught my attention from across the field.
Are you a field goal? Because you’re definitely worth three points to me.
Girl, you don't have to settle for a pocket passer when you can have a scrambler like me.
I'm going to go for two after I score.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.
Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?
Don't call an offside, I just wanted to ask you out!
Are you a playbook? Because I can’t seem to figure you out, but I want to.
Can you check to see if my balls are properly inflated?
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