Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
I'm at my best during overtime.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
Are you Fernando Torres? Because I miss the old you.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing.
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
That’s quite a tight end you’ve got there sweetheart.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
You must play soccer, because you sure are a keeper!
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
It doesn't Mata about the others, because you're the Juan for me.
It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me
Is your name Vincent? Because I could do with your Kompany.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of Pele?
Is your name Patrice? Because I want to keep you for Evra.
Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.
Are you Godin? Because you look like you're about to score.
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
Are you Ibrahimovic? Because I think I nose you.
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
Are you Arsenal? Cause you make me anna shoot my gun.
I can sweep you off your feet.
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