Are you Sergio Ramos' penalty kick? Cause you're out of this world.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart.
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
Let’s play soccer. You can be the goalie and I’ll try to score with my Jabulani balls!
Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Is your name Heskey? Because I would love to take you out for Emile.
Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.
You should be wearing a soccer jersey darling so I don’t have to ask for your name or number.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
I'm at my best during overtime.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing.
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak