You must be a pipe wrench, because you’ve tightened all my loose ends.
Are you a plunger? Because you’ve cleared out all the negativity in my life.
Are you a plumber’s torch? Because you’ve welded yourself to my heart.
You must be a basin wrench, because you’re perfect for all the hard-to-reach places.
Are you an auger? Because you’ve drilled your way into my thoughts.
My heart doesn’t need fixing, but I’d still call you every time.
Are you a pipe threader? Because you’ve threaded your way through my life.
You’re like the perfect fitting tool—meant just for me.
Are you a level? Because everything feels perfectly balanced when you’re around.
You must be my plumber’s tape, because you seal all my doubts.
Are you a flux brush? Because you’ve applied the perfect touch to my heart.
You’re the only tool I’d never loan out.
Are you a hand auger? Because you’ve cleared all the blockages in my day.
You must be a hacksaw, because you’ve cut through all my defenses.
Are you a Teflon tape? Because you’ve wrapped my heart up tight.
Are you a compression fitting? Because you make everything come together.
You’re my favorite tool in the shed—reliable and irreplaceable.
Are you a water heater? Because you’ve got me feeling warm all over.
You must be a faucet, because you’ve turned my heart on.
Are you a leaky pipe? Because I’m dripping with excitement every time I see you.
You’re like a perfect stream of water—refreshing and essential.
Are you a showerhead? Because you’ve just showered me with feelings.
You must be a water softener, because you’ve softened my hard heart.
Are you a sprinkler? Because you’re making my heart bloom.
You’re like a clean water supply—absolutely necessary for my happiness.
Are you a main water valve? Because you control the flow of my emotions.
You’re like a perfect rainstorm—unexpected and completely refreshing.
Are you a pressure gauge? Because you’ve got my pulse rising.
You must be a rainwater tank, because you’re capturing all my feelings.
Are you a water pump? Because you’ve got my heart racing.
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