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" Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good! "

Police Pick Up Lines

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Somebody call the cops! This guy has crappy pickup lines!
By: ashley on 11 Aug 2009
 
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Here...let me do it..
By: Melly on 19 May 2011
 
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It's also illegal to steal fries from Mcdonalds
By: Psychedellicereal on 02 Apr 2009
 
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somebody call the cops nobody gives a shit abbout you
By: country on 23 Mar 2012
 
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somebody call the cops its got to be illegal to look that UGLY!
By: Holly on 16 Sep 2007
 
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Only on Sunday's before 12.
By: Savoy on 05 Dec 2014
 
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unit 4 ready to move in good go go go (flash bang and gunfier)
By: gthy on 27 Dec 2010
 
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somebody call the cops, because it has got to be illegal to look so sexy
By: Shaun Bawden on 28 Oct 2011
 
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That's not the only reason you will need cops...*stare*
By: Bailey on 30 Nov 2015
 
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Yeah, but its also illegal to steal McDonald's fries.
By: NahBruh on 27 Apr 2015
 
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I am the cops and this is harassment. *smile*
By: Kinsley on 23 Mar 2016
 
 
Somebody call the cops! Some strange Man / Woman is Harassing me!
By: DahGillyMonstah on 04 Apr 2010
 
 
you have the right to suck my donut
By: ben on 10 Aug 2012
 
 
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Somebody call the cops he's from America's Most UGLY!
By: Ash on 13 Oct 2008
 
 
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And it should be a crime to look that ugly!
By: Pooplol on 22 Aug 2016
 
 
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please get away from me.
By: snookie on 21 Dec 2010
 
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Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that ugly!
By: Nelly on 29 Jun 2011
 
 
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Variations & Alternatives:

Someone call the cops, this girl is raping my eyes
By: TastyKakes on 06 Jul 2011
 
 
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Comments:

I Swear this is a pick up line from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air!
By: Unknown on 18 Feb 2014
 
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Pick up lines that work: None Pick up lines that don't work: None
By: Imputent on 06 Oct 2010
 
 
lol
By: jack on 18 Jun 2013
 
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I've never heard such terrible pickup lines
By: Terrible pickups on 16 Feb 2017
 
 
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