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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 3

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.





Top Lines by Occupation

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
I like the size of your benefits package.
Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.
Don't prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.