If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
I have my own multi-positional bed!
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I think you're the missing piece to complete my circuit.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
Are you an apprentice? Because you've already mastered the art of stealing my heart.
Are you a med student? Because you've just aced the anatomy of my heart.
Are you a trap seal? Because you've locked in all my feelings.
So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
Can you be my accountant, because it's too taxing for me not to love you.
Are you a hospital bed? Because I'd rest easy with you by my side.
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a medical license? Because you're proof that perfection exists.
You must be accounts receivable, because I've been waiting for you my whole life.
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
You served our country, I wanna serve you.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
