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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 3

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
Wanna check what's inside this brief?
Wanna ride my torpedo?
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!
Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.

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Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?