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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 3





Top Lines by Occupation

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I have my own multi-positional bed!
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
You served our country, I wanna serve you.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
Are you a campfire? Because your quotes are hot and I want s'more.
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.
Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down!
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.

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Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I have my own multi-positional bed!
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?