Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
Are you an apprentice? Because you've already mastered the art of stealing my heart.
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
I have my own multi-positional bed!
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Are you a hospital bed? Because I'd rest easy with you by my side.
Are you a medical license? Because you're proof that perfection exists.
So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
Can you be my accountant, because it's too taxing for me not to love you.
I think you're the missing piece to complete my circuit.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
Are you a med student? Because you've just aced the anatomy of my heart.
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
You must be accounts receivable, because I've been waiting for you my whole life.
Are you a legal memo? Because you've outlined everything I need to be happy.
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
You served our country, I wanna serve you.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
