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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 3

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
You are my lithium battery, you charge me up.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
Wanna check what's inside this brief?
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Save water and shower with an airman.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.

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I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.