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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 3

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
Wanna check what's inside this brief?
Wanna ride my torpedo?
Save water and shower with an airman.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!
Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
You're a fine piece of acreage.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I have my own multi-positional bed!
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
Wanna check what's inside this brief?