Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 3

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!

Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.

Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.

Can you help me balance my sheets?

If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.

I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.

I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.

I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?

Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?

When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.

Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.

Is your name "law"? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.

Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!

Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.

Don't prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.

I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!

I could make you scream louder than the siren.

Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.

You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!

Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.

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I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!

Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.

Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.

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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 3

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