Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
Your under arrest for not giving me your number.
Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.
Is your name "law"? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.
Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.
Don't prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.

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