Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
You must be a cast, because you've set my broken heart.
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.
Are you a cleanout plug? Because you've given me a fresh start.
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
Looks like your boat needs some seamen and I have the perfect crew.
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
How're things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts
Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.
I don't give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
Plumber? I hardly even know her.
I don't have a very long hose, but I've got one hell of of a pumper!
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
My sights are locked on you!
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
I would love to grease your fittings.
Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.
You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.
You're the light of my life. You turn me on.
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
What can I say? You got me at homicide.
You won't believe it but I'm shocking in bed.
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
I would love to see the way you farm.
Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?
I know a great way I could serve justice today, should I stop by your office?
You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?
Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
All it take is one drilling campaign to turn that virgin field into a producing asset.
You want me to take you for a ride?
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
Wanna make a trajectory were our vectors intersect?
Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?
How about we go over to my beds and spread some of my heirloom seeds.
I would love to take you out on a date. I am outstanding in my field.
I'll share a foxhole with you any day.
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
The back seat of my new Dodge lays right down.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I may not be a genie, but I can make your insurance dreams come true.
Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
I'd do just about anything to see your GAAP.
Do you drag all the sailors you meet to their watery doom or am I special?
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Are you an electrician because I felt a spark through my body when you entered the room.
Once you cock my revolver, it'll inevitably go off.
I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.
I'd cultivate your crops so hard.
Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.
Excuse me ma'am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
When I see you my main sail rise.
I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.
How about a notice of motion?
I'll let you raise my spin pole.
Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
If being hot was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Find em hot leave em wet.
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
Do you have a fuse? Because you're about to ignite my passion.
Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.
Can I tinker with your pipes?
You only have to give me one pushup, soldier, if it's your bra.
I think I could add some serious value to your account.
I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.
If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?
Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? We can practice stop, drop and roll.
Hey, beautiful! May I drop my anchor into your island?
Hey girl, I'm an electrician. I just want to spark a conversation.
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.
