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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 3

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.


Top Lines by Occupation

Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
Is your name "law"? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.
Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
Are you a campfire? Because your quotes are hot and I want s'more.
Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.
Don't prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!

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Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking




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