Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
Wanna ride my torpedo?
My sights are locked on you!
I'll share a foxhole with you any day.
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
Are you going to come quietly?
Your under arrest for not giving me your number.
Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.
Is your name "law"? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.
Don't prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?

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