I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
You must be my capital gain, because meeting you has been a major profit.
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
My Trial Balance just won't balance without you.
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
Looks like your boat needs some seamen and I have the perfect crew.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
How're things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
I don't give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.
I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts
I don't have a very long hose, but I've got one hell of of a pumper!
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.
Plumber? I hardly even know her.
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.
My sights are locked on you!
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.
I would love to grease your fittings.
Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.
You're the light of my life. You turn me on.
You won't believe it but I'm shocking in bed.
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
What can I say? You got me at homicide.
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
I'll share a foxhole with you any day.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
All it take is one drilling campaign to turn that virgin field into a producing asset.
Wanna make a trajectory were our vectors intersect?
I would love to take you out on a date. I am outstanding in my field.
Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your insurance dreams come true.
How about we go over to my beds and spread some of my heirloom seeds.
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
The back seat of my new Dodge lays right down.
Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.
I would love to see the way you farm.
Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
You want me to take you for a ride?
I know a great way I could serve justice today, should I stop by your office?
I'd do just about anything to see your GAAP.
Do you drag all the sailors you meet to their watery doom or am I special?
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Are you an electrician because I felt a spark through my body when you entered the room.
I'd cultivate your crops so hard.
I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.
Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.
Once you cock my revolver, it'll inevitably go off.
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
Excuse me ma'am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
How about a notice of motion?
Find em hot leave em wet.
I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.
When I see you my main sail rise.
If being hot was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I'll let you raise my spin pole.
Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.
Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? We can practice stop, drop and roll.
Can I tinker with your pipes?
Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.
If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?
You only have to give me one pushup, soldier, if it's your bra.
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
Do you have a fuse? Because you're about to ignite my passion.
I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.
I think I could add some serious value to your account.
Hey, beautiful! May I drop my anchor into your island?
Hey girl, I'm an electrician. I just want to spark a conversation.
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.
Babe, looking to expand your house? Because I can construct additional unit into your private lands.
