Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
Wanna check what's inside this brief?
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
So what's your moisture level?
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I have my own multi-positional bed!
0
