Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.
Wanna ride my torpedo?
My sights are locked on you!
I'll share a foxhole with you any day.
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
Your under arrest for not giving me your number.
Once you cock my revolver, it'll inevitably go off.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
Excuse me ma'am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Hey, I am a firefighter, I run into burning buildings to save a complete stranger, imagine what I would do for you.
Don't prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
You're a fine piece of acreage.

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