That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his yield.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I have my own multi-positional bed!
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
Are you a medical license? Because you’re proof that perfection exists.
Are you a hospital bed? Because I’d rest easy with you by my side.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
Are you a trap seal? Because you’ve locked in all my feelings.
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
You served our country, I wanna serve you.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
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