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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 3

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Save water and shower with an airman.
Can I put my gun in your holster?
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!
Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
You're a fine piece of acreage.
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.

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Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.