Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
You want me to take you for a ride?
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
You are all assets and no liabilities
Hey, I am a firefighter, I run into burning buildings to save a complete stranger, imagine what I would do for you.
Don't prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
You're a fine piece of acreage.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!

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