Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.
Wanna make a trajectory were our vectors intersect?
Wanna ride my torpedo?
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
You want me to take you for a ride?
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
You are all assets and no liabilities
Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? We can practice stop, drop and roll.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?

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