Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
You want me to take you for a ride?
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
You are all assets and no liabilities
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
You have beautiful calves.
Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
Baby your ass is rounder than a motor's rotor.
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.

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