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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 3

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.
I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
I know a great way I could serve justice today, should I stop by your office?
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
I like the size of your benefits package.
Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.

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Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.