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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 3

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.





Top Lines by Occupation

Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
You served our country, I wanna serve you.
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
I like the size of your benefits package.
Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.
Don't prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.

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Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking