I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
Are you a light switch? Because you're illuminating my world.
Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.
You smell like silage and sunshine.
Are you an auger? Because you've drilled your way into my thoughts.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
Are you a statute of limitations? Because I've got no time left to waste—I want you now.
Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.
I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
You're like my toolbox—always full of everything I need.
You're like the perfect drink—strong, balanced, and impossible to resist.
Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.
What has a differential of zero and has no concavity? My love for you, because it's constant.
I can find every pulse in your body!
You're the reason my pipeline to happiness is always full.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Are you a cleanout plug? Because you've given me a fresh start.
My Trial Balance just won't balance without you.
Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?
It's getting hot in here... So take out all your hose!
You're like a perfectly flowing faucet—steady, reliable, and endlessly refreshing.
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
Looks like your boat needs some seamen and I have the perfect crew.
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
