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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 7





Top Lines by Occupation

I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
Plumber? I hardly even know her.
I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.
My sights are locked on you!
If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
I would love to grease your fittings.
Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
I get fresh eggs daily.
You're the light of my life. You turn me on.
I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
What can I say? You got me at homicide.
Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
You won't believe it but I'm shocking in bed.
Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?
I know a great way I could serve justice today, should I stop by your office?
You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?
Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.

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I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.