Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
I may not be a genie, but I can make your insurance dreams come true.
I'll need to do some field investigation.
Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!
I like the size of your benefits package.
I'm sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.
Are you a campfire? Because your quotes are hot and I want s'more.
Your disability insurance policy is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's good.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you want to see that quote again?
You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!
Hey, I am a firefighter, I run into burning buildings to save a complete stranger, imagine what I would do for you.
Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.
It's getting hot in here... So take out all your hose!
I don't have a very long hose, but I've got one hell of of a pumper!
You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.

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