Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 7

Top Lines by Occupation

Are you a secret menu item? Because I’d order you every time.

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Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.

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Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest

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Looks like your boat needs some seamen and I have the perfect crew.

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I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.

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I'm a fifth generation farmer.

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Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.

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How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?

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I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.

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Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.

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You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.

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Plumber? I hardly even know her.

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I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts

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Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?

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Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.

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My sights are locked on you!

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If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.

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I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.

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Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

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I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.

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I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

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I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

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I would love to grease your fittings.

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Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.

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I get fresh eggs daily.

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You're the light of my life. You turn me on.

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I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.

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I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.

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What can I say? You got me at homicide.

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Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.

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Are you a secret menu item? Because I’d order you every time.

Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.

Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest