Are you on call? Because you’ve been on my mind all day.
You must be a catheter, because you’re draining all my worries away.
Are you sterile gauze? Because you’ve wrapped me up completely.
Are you the nurse’s station? Because I want to spend all my breaks with you.
Are you a scrub cap? Because you’re on my mind all the time.
You must be a cast, because you’ve set my broken heart.
Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.
Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.
What has a differential of zero and has no concavity? My love for you, because it's constant.
Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
We have so much potential ... let's make it kinetic.
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
You’re the reason my pipeline to happiness is always full.
You’re like my toolbox—always full of everything I need.
Are you an auger? Because you’ve drilled your way into my thoughts.
Are you a sewer system? Because you’ve taken all my worries away.
Are you a plumbing permit? Because you’ve got me doing everything by the book.
You’re like a flexible hose—you fit perfectly into my life.
Are you a cleanout plug? Because you’ve given me a fresh start.
You’re like a perfectly flowing faucet—steady, reliable, and endlessly refreshing.
Are you a light switch? Because you’re illuminating my world.
I don’t need a meter to tell me that you’re hot.
You are like a live wire, hot and irresistible.
Are you troubleshooting? Because you’ve fixed all my problems.
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