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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 7

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
What can I say? You got me at homicide.
I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
I'm sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.
Your disability insurance policy is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's good.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you want to see that quote again?
You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!
Care to see the hosebed?
It's getting hot in here... So take out all your hose!
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
I don't have a very long hose, but I've got one hell of of a pumper!
You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
The back seat of my new Dodge lays right down.
You smell like silage and sunshine.
How many horses can you fit in your barn?

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Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?