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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 7

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

I like the size of your benefits package.
I'm sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.
Are you a campfire? Because your quotes are hot and I want s'more.
Your disability insurance policy is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's good.
You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!
Care to see the hosebed?
It's getting hot in here... So take out all your hose!
Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.
You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
You smell like silage and sunshine.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
Are you as loud as your chickens?
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!

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I like the size of your benefits package.
I'm sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.
Are you a campfire? Because your quotes are hot and I want s'more.