Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?

If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.

Can I put my gun in your holster?

I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.

Are you going to come quietly?

You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your insurance dreams come true.

I'll need to do some field investigation.

Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

I like the size of your benefits package.

I'm sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.

Are you a campfire? Because your quotes are hot and I want s'more.

Your disability insurance policy is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's good.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you want to see that quote again?

You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!

Hey, I am a firefighter, I run into burning buildings to save a complete stranger, imagine what I would do for you.

It's getting hot in here... So take out all your hose!

You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.

Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.

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Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?

If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.

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