Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
You must be a cast, because you've set my broken heart.
Are you a scrub cap? Because you're on my mind all the time.
Are you the nurse's station? Because I want to spend all my breaks with you.
Are you sterile gauze? Because you've wrapped me up completely.
You must be a catheter, because you're draining all my worries away.
Are you on call? Because you've been on my mind all day.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing... and also to make sure it stays that way.
I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
There should be government regulations against all your goodness.
Are you a statute of limitations? Because I've got no time left to waste—I want you now.
I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.
Do you want to check out my home quarter?
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
Honey, you're so sweet you're gonna put me in DKA!
Wanna play 'Doctor', Doctor?
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
You give me premature ventricular contractions.
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're always giving me a check-up... and finding something new to love every time.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
I can find every pulse in your body!
You must be in trauma care, because I'm falling hard for you.
