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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 7

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
I like the size of your benefits package.
I'm sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.
Your disability insurance policy is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's good.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you want to see that quote again?
You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!
Care to see the hosebed?
It's getting hot in here... So take out all your hose!
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
You smell like silage and sunshine.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
I get fresh eggs daily.

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Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
I like the size of your benefits package.