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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 7

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

I like the size of your benefits package.
I'm sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you don't need disability insurance, right?
Your disability insurance policy is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's good.
You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!
Care to see the hosebed?
It's getting hot in here... So take out all your hose!
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
Can I hit your hydrant?
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
I find myself grazing deep into your eyes.
You smell like silage and sunshine.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.

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I like the size of your benefits package.
I'm sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you don't need disability insurance, right?