You must be a cast, because you've set my broken heart.
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing... and also to make sure it stays that way.
You must be a magician, because when I submitted your application the underwriting problems disappeared.
You give me premature ventricular contractions.
You must be an EMT, because you're always saving lives... including mine from boredom.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're always giving me a check-up... and finding something new to love every time.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
You must be my capital gain, because meeting you has been a major profit.
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
Are you a light switch? Because you're illuminating my world.
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
There should be government regulations against all your goodness.
I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Do you want to check out my home quarter?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
Are you a secret menu item? Because I'd order you every time.
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
Your disability insurance policy is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's good.
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
We have so much potential ... let's make it kinetic.
