Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
Do you want to check out my home quarter?
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
You must be my capital gain, because meeting you has been a major profit.
You're like the perfect drink—strong, balanced, and impossible to resist.
You smell like silage and sunshine.
Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
I like the size of your benefits package.
I'm sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you don't need disability insurance, right?
Are you an auger? Because you've drilled your way into my thoughts.
You must be a magician, because when I submitted your application the underwriting problems disappeared.
Your disability insurance policy is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's good.
You're like my toolbox—always full of everything I need.
You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!
Are you troubleshooting? Because you've fixed all my problems.
Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.
