When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
You give me premature ventricular contractions.
I can find every pulse in your body!
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're always giving me a check-up... and finding something new to love every time.
You must be an EMT, because you're always saving lives... including mine from boredom.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing... and also to make sure it stays that way.
You must be in trauma care, because I’m falling hard for you.
Are you on call? Because you’ve been on my mind all day.
Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.
Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.
What has a differential of zero and has no concavity? My love for you, because it's constant.
Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
We have so much potential ... let's make it kinetic.
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
You’re like my toolbox—always full of everything I need.
You are like a live wire, hot and irresistible.
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