Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.

There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.

Together we will build an irrevocable trust.

I know a great way I could serve justice today, should I stop by your office?

I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.

I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?

If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?

I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

You must be a mala prohibitum offense, because you have FINE written all over you!

Wanna check what's inside this brief?

You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.

I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.

If being hot was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Wanna know why I'm known as a 'drill' sergeant?

Are you up for a little tactical insertion?

Save water and shower with an airman.

Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.

You're the most effective weapon in my base of fire.

I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.

There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.

Together we will build an irrevocable trust.

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