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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 6

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
What can I say? You got me at homicide.

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Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.