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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 6

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
What can I say? You got me at homicide.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
I don't have a very long hose, but I've got one hell of of a pumper!
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
You served our country, I wanna serve you.
How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
Do you drag all the sailors you meet to their watery doom or am I special?
Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.
Looks like your boat needs some seamen and I have the perfect crew.
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?

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I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
What can I say? You got me at homicide.	
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?