I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
There should be government regulations against all your goodness.
I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.
Do you want to check out my home quarter?
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
You must be a field, because I can’t stop gazing at your beauty.
Honey, you're so sweet you're gonna put me in DKA!
Wanna play 'Doctor', Doctor?
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
You give me premature ventricular contractions.
I can find every pulse in your body!
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're always giving me a check-up... and finding something new to love every time.
You must be an EMT, because you're always saving lives... including mine from boredom.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing... and also to make sure it stays that way.
You must be in trauma care, because I’m falling hard for you.
Are you on call? Because you’ve been on my mind all day.
Are you a scrub cap? Because you’re on my mind all the time.
You must be a cast, because you’ve set my broken heart.
Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.
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