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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 6

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

I don't have a very long hose, but I've got one hell of of a pumper!
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
You are my lithium battery, you charge me up.
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
My Trial Balance just won't balance without you.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.

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I don't have a very long hose, but I've got one hell of of a pumper!Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.