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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 6





Top Lines by Occupation

You make me vasodilate!
I can find every pulse in your body!
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
Nice set of parabolas!
Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.
Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.
What has a differential of zero and has no concavity? My love for you, because it's constant.
Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
We have so much potential ... let's make it kinetic.
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
You are like a live wire, hot and irresistible.
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
Looks like your boat needs some seamen and I have the perfect crew.
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.

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You make me vasodilate!
I can find every pulse in your body!
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?