You give me premature ventricular contractions.
I can find every pulse in your body!
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're always giving me a check-up... and finding something new to love every time.
Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.
Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.
What has a differential of zero and has no concavity? My love for you, because it's constant.
Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
We have so much potential ... let's make it kinetic.
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
You are like a live wire, hot and irresistible.
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
Looks like your boat needs some seamen and I have the perfect crew.
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
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