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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 4

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

Don't prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I have my own multi-positional bed!
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.
Wanna see my plunger?
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.

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Don't prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!