GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 4


Top Lines by Occupation

Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.
Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down!
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
You are my lithium battery, you charge me up.
Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
Can you help me balance my sheets?
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
I don't have a very long hose, but I've got one hell of of a pumper!
Can I put my gun in your holster?
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
You are all assets and no liabilities
I could make you scream louder than the siren.