Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 4

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.

I get fresh eggs daily.

I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.

Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.

My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.

Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

I have my own multi-positional bed!

Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.

Where there is a pulse there is a chance.

Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)

Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.

Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.

So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.

Wanna see my plunger?

You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?

You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.

Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?

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I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.

I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.

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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 4

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