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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 4

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.





Top Lines by Occupation

Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I have my own multi-positional bed!
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.
Wanna see my plunger?
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.
I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.
I think I could add some serious value to your account.

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Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?