Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
Are you an electrician because I felt a spark through my body when you entered the room.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.
Are you going to come quietly?
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.

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