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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 4

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

So what's your moisture level?
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I have my own multi-positional bed!
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
You served our country, I wanna serve you.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.

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So what's your moisture level?
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.