Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
I get fresh eggs daily.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.
Wanna see my plunger?
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
You want me to take you for a ride?

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