Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.
Is your name "law"? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.
Don't prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.
Are you an electrician because I felt a spark through my body when you entered the room.
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?

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