Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
Are you going to come quietly?
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.

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