Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 4

Top Lines by Occupation

You are my lithium battery, you charge me up.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
Can I put my gun in your holster?
You are all assets and no liabilities
Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
I don't have a very long hose, but I've got one hell of of a pumper!
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
My Trial Balance just won't balance without you.
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.

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You are my lithium battery, you charge me up.Can you help me balance my sheets?I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?