Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
I get fresh eggs daily.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.
Wanna see my plunger?
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
You are my lithium battery, you charge me up.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.

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