Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
My Trial Balance just won't balance without you.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
How about a notice of motion?
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
If being hot was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
Wanna know why I'm known as a 'drill' sergeant?
I'm sorry did I spill my camel pack on you?
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?

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