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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 4

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I have my own multi-positional bed!
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
You are my lithium battery, you charge me up.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.

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My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.