Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

So what's your moisture level?
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
My Trial Balance just won't balance without you.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
How about a notice of motion?
You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?

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