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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 4





Top Lines by Occupation

I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.
You are my lithium battery, you charge me up.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
Can I put my gun in your holster?
You are all assets and no liabilities
Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
I don't have a very long hose, but I've got one hell of of a pumper!
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I don't normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I'll make an exception.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
My Trial Balance just won't balance without you.
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.

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I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.