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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 4

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?

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Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.