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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 4

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.


Top Lines by Occupation

I could make you scream louder than the siren.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I have my own multi-positional bed!
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.
Wanna see my plunger?
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
Hey girl, I’m an electrician. I just want to spark a conversation.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.

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I could make you scream louder than the siren.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.




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