Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
I get fresh eggs daily.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I have my own multi-positional bed!
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.
Wanna see my plunger?
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?

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