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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 4

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!
Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
You're a fine piece of acreage.
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I have my own multi-positional bed!
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?

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Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!