Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
I don't normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I'll make an exception.
I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
I'd cultivate your crops so hard.
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!

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