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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 4

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.


Top Lines by Occupation

Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.
Don't prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
I would love to see the way you farm.
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I have my own multi-positional bed!
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
So many resistors here but still I can't resist you.
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
Wanna see my plunger?
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.

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Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.
Don't prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.




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