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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 8





Top Lines by Occupation

I'll share a foxhole with you any day.
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You want me to take you for a ride?
I may not be a genie, but I can make your insurance dreams come true.
Don't prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
How about we go over to my beds and spread some of my heirloom seeds.
Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?
I would love to take you out on a date. I am outstanding in my field.
The back seat of my new Dodge lays right down.
I would love to see the way you farm.
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
All it take is one drilling campaign to turn that virgin field into a producing asset.
I'd do just about anything to see your GAAP.
Do you drag all the sailors you meet to their watery doom or am I special?
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.
Once you cock my revolver, it'll inevitably go off.
Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.
I'd cultivate your crops so hard.
Are you an electrician because I felt a spark through my body when you entered the room.
I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.

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I'll share a foxhole with you any day.When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.