GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 8


Top Lines by Occupation

Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
How're things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts
Plumber? I hardly even know her.
Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
I don't give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.
I don't have a very long hose, but I've got one hell of of a pumper!
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.
Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.
If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.
My sights are locked on you!
I get fresh eggs daily.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
I would love to grease your fittings.
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
You're the light of my life. You turn me on.
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
You won't believe it but I'm shocking in bed.
What can I say? You got me at homicide.
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.