I have the biggest power shaft in town.
You won't believe it but I'm shocking in bed.
Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?
I know a great way I could serve justice today, should I stop by your office?
You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?
Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
Wanna make a trajectory were our vectors intersect?
I'll share a foxhole with you any day.
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
You want me to take you for a ride?
I may not be a genie, but I can make your insurance dreams come true.
Don't prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
How about we go over to my beds and spread some of my heirloom seeds.
Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?
I would love to take you out on a date. I am outstanding in my field.
The back seat of my new Dodge lays right down.
I would love to see the way you farm.
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
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