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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 8


Top Lines by Occupation

Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
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My Trial Balance just won't balance without you.
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Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
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Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
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Looks like your boat needs some seamen and I have the perfect crew.
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I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
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I'm a fifth generation farmer.
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Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
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How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
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I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
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Plumber? I hardly even know her.
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Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.
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I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.
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You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
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I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts
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Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
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My sights are locked on you!
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Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.
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Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
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I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
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I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
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I get fresh eggs daily.
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I would love to grease your fittings.
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If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.
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Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
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I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
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I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
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You're the light of my life. You turn me on.
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You won't believe it but I'm shocking in bed.
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I have the biggest power shaft in town.
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Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?My Trial Balance just won't balance without you. Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.