Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
The back seat of my new Dodge lays right down.
I would love to see the way you farm.
You smell like silage and sunshine.
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
Are you as loud as your chickens?
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
I have a crockpot and I know how to use it.
Are you a dozer, because I want you to plow me all night.
There should be government regulations against all your goodness.
So, can I be your apprentice? I want to learn all about this farm to table movement.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?

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