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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 12





Top Lines by Occupation

Do you have an IV of charm, because you're injecting confidence into my heart.
You must be a surgeon, because you're always cutting to the chase... and my heart.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm under anesthesia... in a good way.
Do you have a stethoscope, because I think we could take our relationship to the next level.
Are you a doctor? Because I've got a bad case of attraction and I need some treatment... from you.
You're the op amp to my love circuit.
You know what? You're the source of the fluctuation in my heartbeat.
Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.
Hey baby, I'm an engineer. I can mend your broken heart.
Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?
Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.
Do you have a constant centripetal acceleration? Because you have me going in circles.
I'll be the electricity in your heart.
Hey baby want to see a rigid body distribute many loads.
Girl you are like a high amperage current and I'm a high resistance wire, because you got me hot.
Will you help me practice my heat conduction?
Finally after 20 years of studies i found X in you – The X factor of my life.
The Golden Ratio of your face must be 0.32, because you're so beautiful.
Aay girl are you ultratech cement? Coz you the engineer's choice.
I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Please allow me to keep term, forever?
When I see you, the frequency of pulse increases.... I think I need regulator -> Your love!
I less than three you. (I <3 you)
You're the Vin to my Vout.
Are you negative? I'm positive, I'm attracted to you.
Are you a electrician? Because when you came in I felt a gilt of energy.
Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential.
Are you a wire? Because I’m getting entangled in your love.
Is your dad an electrician? Because you’re sparking joy in my life.
Are you an electrical socket? Because I want to plug into your heart.

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Do you have an IV of charm, because you're injecting confidence into my heart.
You must be a surgeon, because you're always cutting to the chase... and my heart.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm under anesthesia... in a good way.