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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 12





Top Lines by Occupation

Do you have an IV of charm, because you're injecting confidence into my heart.
You must be a surgeon, because you're always cutting to the chase... and my heart.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm under anesthesia... in a good way.
Do you have a stethoscope, because I think we could take our relationship to the next level.
Are you a doctor? Because I've got a bad case of attraction and I need some treatment... from you.
Do you have a medical degree in flirting, because you're making me feel like I'm in a hospital bed... with a fever for you.
You must be an epidemiologist, because you're spreading love and happiness wherever you go.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're prescribing me a healthy dose of affection and I'm hooked.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing.
Do you have a nurse's uniform? Because I think we could get some quality time in... and I don't mean just the medical kind.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in a hospital bed... and I never want to leave.
Do you have a medical degree in sarcasm? Because you're always giving me a diagnosis of "you're awesome"
Are you a doctor of laughter? Because you're making me laugh so hard I need an oxygen tank.
You're so smart, I think we could make a great team... and by team, I mean in the operating room.
Do you have a thermometer? Because I think our relationship is reaching new temperatures... and I'm not just talking about my body temperature.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're always giving me a check-up... and finding something new to love every time.
You must be an EMT, because you're always saving lives... including mine from boredom.
Do you have a stethoscope? Because I think we could take our relationship to the next level... and listen to each other's hearts beat as one.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in good hands... and not just because of your medical skills.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing... and also to make sure it stays that way.
Do you have a nurse's uniform? Because I think we could get some quality time in... and I don't mean just the medical kind.
You must be an epidemiologist, because you're spreading love and happiness wherever you go... including to my heart.
Do you have a medical degree in flirting, because you're making me feel like I'm in just... and I never want to leave.
Are you a doctor? Because you're always giving me a diagnosis of "you're awesome" and I think it's contagious.
You're so smart, I think we could make a great team... and by team, I mean in the operating room of life.
You're the op amp to my love circuit.
You know what? You're the source of the fluctuation in my heartbeat.
Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.
Hey baby, I'm an engineer. I can mend your broken heart.
Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

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Do you have an IV of charm, because you're injecting confidence into my heart.
You must be a surgeon, because you're always cutting to the chase... and my heart.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm under anesthesia... in a good way.