You must be habeas corpus, because you’ve captured my soul and brought it to court.
Is your name Justice? Because you’re what I’ve been searching for.
Are you voir dire? Because you’re selecting all the right qualities in me.
You must be a Supreme Court case, because you’re making history in my heart.
Are you a legal precedent? Because my feelings for you are unavoidable.
Are you legal research? Because I could spend hours poring over your details.
You must be a discovery document, because every detail about you is a treasure.
Are you a settlement? Because you’ve resolved all the chaos in my heart.
You must be a cross-appeal, because you’ve completely turned my heart around.
Are you a motion for summary judgment? Because I’m ready to decide you’re the one.
You must be strict liability, because I’m falling for you, no matter what.
Are you a jury verdict? Because you’re unanimous perfection.
You must be a law review article, because you’re so well-composed and brilliant.
Are you a statute of limitations? Because I’ve got no time left to waste—I want you now.
I'm about to flank you from the rear.
I'm sorry did I spill my camel pack on you?
Do you know how to clean a gun?
Baby you can read me better than U.S. Army ordinance on an AT4-HS.
You flip my selector switch from safe to burst.
You don't need to do anything, you already have REDCON 1 status.
You're the most effective weapon in my base of fire.
If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.
Are you going to come quietly?
I will not hesitate to put my baton against you if you do not comply to me, miss.
There's A 2-1-1 In Progress, You Are Stealing My Heart.
I'm gonna have to cuff you and take you downtown.
Is your name "law"? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.
Is your dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.
Do you like cats? Because your medical history is puurrrrfect.
Does your insurance cover substance abuse? Because your not gonna be able to quit me.
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