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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 15





Top Lines by Occupation

I couldn’t help but notice you pouring that drink with such grace. Can I buy you a drink to show my appreciation?
Is it hot in here or is it just you working behind the bar?
Excuse me, can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer to buy me one?
Do you know what would make this drink even better? A little bit of your company.
You must be a bartender, because you have a way of mixing things up and making them better.
Do you have a phone? I need to call heaven because an angel just fell in love with me.
Excuse me, is your name Margarita? Because you’re salty and I want to lick you.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes and need directions to your heart.
Do you know what my drink needs? A little bit of you.
You must be a great bartender, because you’ve got me hooked on every word you say.
Excuse me, do you have a signature drink? Or is that just your signature charm?
Excuse me, can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer the smooth taste of my charming company?
Excuse me, do you have a cocktail menu? Because I’m looking for the perfect drink to match your beauty and wit.
Excuse me, do you have a signature cocktail? Because I’m looking for the perfect drink to match your beauty.
You must be a bartender because you know how to handle my spirits.
Excuse me, are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
Are you a bartender or a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I think I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Is it just me, or are you the most beautiful person in this bar?
Are you a martini? Because you’re making me a little bit dirty.
I don’t usually order cocktails, but I’ll have a martini if you’re the one making it.
Do you have a straw? Because you just made me weak in the knees.
Is it just me, or does this drink taste better when I’m talking to you?
Do you have any tequila? Because I’m looking to get a little bit of salt, a little bit of lime, and a whole lot of you.
Can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer cash tips?
Are you a bartender? Because you just gave me a shot of love.
I'm here to check your shorts.
Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!
Meet me at the back with a forty.

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I couldn’t help but notice you pouring that drink with such grace. Can I buy you a drink to show my appreciation?Is it hot in here or is it just you working behind the bar?
Excuse me, can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer to buy me one?