Excuse me, do you have a cocktail menu? Because I’m looking for the perfect drink to match your beauty and wit.
Excuse me, do you have a signature cocktail? Because I’m looking for the perfect drink to match your beauty.
You must be a bartender because you know how to handle my spirits.
Excuse me, are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
Are you a bartender or a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I think I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Is it just me, or are you the most beautiful person in this bar?
Are you a martini? Because you’re making me a little bit dirty.
I don’t usually order cocktails, but I’ll have a martini if you’re the one making it.
Do you have a straw? Because you just made me weak in the knees.
Is it just me, or does this drink taste better when I’m talking to you?
Do you have any tequila? Because I’m looking to get a little bit of salt, a little bit of lime, and a whole lot of you.
Can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer cash tips?
Are you a bartender? Because you just gave me a shot of love.
I'm here to check your shorts.
Meet me at the back with a forty.
Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!
Do I have to arrest you to get you to love me?
Have you ever met a detective electrician? They call me Sherlock Ohms.
Your under arrest for not giving me your number.
I don't know if I have a standing, but I'd love to court you.
You don't wanna go home with me? Objection!
I have an oral argument for you.
I've got something you can catch.
Can I grow some of you on my farm?
I'm a transformer, I'm a big step up from your last boyfriend.
Care to see me turn my dingy into a yacht?
Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. I'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.
You look like you have excellent genetics and would be a fine mother. Wanna breed?
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