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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 11





Top Lines by Occupation

Is your last name Campbell? Because this medical history is mmm…mmm good!
I wanna climb you like a ladder.
It's long, hard and Pumps like a bastard, but that's just the Truck
Hey, I am a firefighter, I run into burning buildings to save a complete stranger, imagine what I would do for you.
I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!
Your so hot, a firefighter couldn't put you out.
In my line of work I'm required to put fires out but if you want to start one call me.
Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?
Will you drive the truck while I load bales?
Wanna go for a drive...and check crops?
I'd like to raise your barn.
My tractor only has 2000 hours.
You seem more cultivated than my cornfield.
My dear, you look radishing tonight.
Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?
I find myself grazing deep into your eyes.
Nice set of silos you got there.
Do you combine here often?
You're so tasty, I bet you don't need a certification.
Are you as loud as your chickens?
Look at all that fertile land waiting for me.
Let me show you my magic garden.
I have a crockpot and I know how to use it.
Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.
Are you a dozer, because I want you to plow me all night.
So, can I be your apprentice? I want to learn all about this farm to table movement.
Forget the 100 mile diet, we do the 100 yard diet.
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
Are you a prescription medication? Because I've been feeling sick without you.

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Is your last name Campbell? Because this medical history is mmm…mmm good!I wanna climb you like a ladder.
It's long, hard and Pumps like a bastard, but that's just the Truck