You flip my selector switch from safe to burst.
You don't need to do anything, you already have REDCON 1 status.
You're the most effective weapon in my base of fire.
If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.
Are you going to come quietly?
I will not hesitate to put my baton against you if you do not comply to me, miss.
There's A 2-1-1 In Progress, You Are Stealing My Heart.
I'm gonna have to cuff you and take you downtown.
Is your name "law"? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.
Is your dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.
Do you like cats? Because your medical history is puurrrrfect.
Does your insurance cover substance abuse? Because your not gonna be able to quit me.
I'll need to do some field investigation.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you want to see that quote again?
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but I sell disability insurance for a living.
Is your last name Campbell? Because this medical history is mmm…mmm good!
I wanna climb you like a ladder.
It's long, hard and Pumps like a bastard, but that's just the Truck
Hey, I am a firefighter, I run into burning buildings to save a complete stranger, imagine what I would do for you.
I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!
Your so hot, a firefighter couldn't put you out.
In my line of work I'm required to put fires out but if you want to start one call me.
Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?
Will you drive the truck while I load bales?
Wanna go for a drive...and check crops?
I'd like to raise your barn.
My tractor only has 2000 hours.
You seem more cultivated than my cornfield.
My dear, you look radishing tonight.
Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?
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