GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 14


Top Lines by Occupation

Are you a conduit bender? Because you've shaped my life perfectly.
I feel like we're in perfect resonance because we're tuned to each other's frequency.
Can I be your ground? Because I'm feeling really connected to you.
I can give you a jolt of pleasure that you won't forget.
You must be a pair of pliers, because you've got a strong grip on my feelings.
I'm really good at turning things on, want me to prove it?
You're like a perfectly installed cable—smooth, flawless, and essential.
Are you a wire tester? Because you've found the live connection to my heart.
You must be speaker wire, because you amplify my feelings.
Are you a live wire? Because you've electrified my heart.
You must be an amp, because you're amplifying my love.
My scope includes flirting respectfully. Interested?
Are you a cable clamp? Because you've got my heart locked in place.
Are you a circuit? Because you complete me.
You must be high voltage, because I feel a spark every time I see you.
You're like perfectly crimped wire—secure and dependable.
Are you alternating current? Because my feelings for you keep switching between strong and stronger.
Are you a power cord? Because you're the connection I've been looking for.
You're like static electricity—every time we touch, I feel a shock.
You must be an extension cord, because I want to stay connected to you forever.
Are you grounded? Because you keep me stable.
You must be a strengths intervention; you make my resilience grow.
Are you low voltage? Because even your softest touch electrifies me.
You're like high-quality wiring—durable and reliable in every way.
Are you a wire stripper? Because you've uncovered the real me.
You must be a surge protector, because you've saved me from emotional overload.
You must be stranded wire, because every strand of you is amazing.
Are you a junction box? Because you're where all my feelings come together.
You must be a lightning bolt, because you've struck me with love.
You're like a short circuit—unexpected, powerful, and totally shocking.