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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 14





Top Lines by Occupation

You’re like a switch, turning me on every time I’m near you.
I feel like we’re in perfect resonance because we’re tuned to each other’s frequency.
Can I be your ground? Because I’m feeling really connected to you.
I can give you a jolt of pleasure that you won’t forget.
I’m really good at turning things on, want me to prove it?
You must be a great bartender because you sure know how to shake things up.
Excuse me, do you have any recommendations for a good cocktail? I trust your taste, because you’re the best thing I’ve seen all night.
Excuse me, is this stool taken? Or can I buy you a drink and make it ours?
Excuse me, do you have any Italian wine? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m in Tuscany.
Are you a bartender or a chemist? Because this drink is the perfect mix of alcohol and chemistry.
You must be a good bartender because I can’t take my eyes off you.
Do you know what’s better than a good drink? A great conversation with an amazing bartender.
You must be a bartender because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Can I buy you a drink and see if the conversation is as smooth as your pour?
I know this might be cheesy, but can I buy you a pizza and drinks?
You must be a mixologist, because you know how to create the perfect blend of flavors and charm.
Do you know what my drink needs? A little bit of your charm.
I couldn’t help but notice you pouring that drink with such grace. Can I buy you a drink to show my appreciation?
Is it hot in here or is it just you working behind the bar?
Excuse me, can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer to buy me one?
I must be a good customer because I keep getting served by the most beautiful bartender in the place.
Do you know what would make this drink even better? A little bit of your company.
You must be a bartender, because you have a way of mixing things up and making them better.
Do you have a phone? I need to call heaven because an angel just fell in love with me.
Excuse me, is your name Margarita? Because you’re salty and I want to lick you.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes and need directions to your heart.
Do you know what my drink needs? A little bit of you.
You must be a great bartender, because you’ve got me hooked on every word you say.
Excuse me, do you have a signature drink? Or is that just your signature charm?
Excuse me, can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer the smooth taste of my charming company?

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You’re like a switch, turning me on every time I’m near you.
I feel like we’re in perfect resonance because we’re tuned to each other’s frequency.
Can I be your ground? Because I’m feeling really connected to you.