You must be cross-examination, because you’re asking all the right questions of my heart.
Are you due diligence? Because every time I’m around you, I’m extra cautious with my feelings.
You must be pro bono, because loving you feels like a gift.
Are you an appellate brief? Because you’ve completely overturned my world.
You must be a class action, because everyone wants to be around you.
Are you a leading question? Because the answer to being with you is always yes.
You must be a witness stand, because I’d confess everything to you.
Are you equitable relief? Because being with you makes everything fair.
You must be statutory interpretation, because you bring clarity to my life.
You must be an injunction, because you’ve stopped me in my tracks.
Are you a bill in Congress? Because I’d vote for you every single time.
You must be arbitration, because you bring peace to my heart.
Are you burden of proof? Because I’m ready to prove I’m worth your time.
You must be a severability clause, because no matter what happens, I want you in my life.
Are you attorney-client privilege? Because everything feels safe with you.
You must be my dream case, because you’re everything I’ve been working for.
I'm about to flank you from the rear.
I'm sorry did I spill my camel pack on you?
Do you know how to clean a gun?
Baby you can read me better than U.S. Army ordinance on an AT4-HS.
You flip my selector switch from safe to burst.
You don't need to do anything, you already have REDCON 1 status.
You're the most effective weapon in my base of fire.
If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.
Are you going to come quietly?
I will not hesitate to put my baton against you if you do not comply to me, miss.
There's A 2-1-1 In Progress, You Are Stealing My Heart.
I'm gonna have to cuff you and take you downtown.
Is your name "law"? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.
Is your dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.
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