GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 17


Top Lines by Occupation

I’ll check your meds and my schedule—both say yes to coffee.
Do you need a refill? I’m full of affection tablets.
I’d never mix you with grapefruit juice—you’re too special to risk.
Baby, your love has no generic substitute.
If you’re a tablet, I’ll be your chewable—easy to love.
Let's design a balcony for two and watch the sunset details.
Your laughter has perfect acoustics.
I’ll be your compounding mortar; together we’ll make something new.
You must be a high-priority script—I’d process you immediately.
I want to be the lintel over your door—supportive and indispensable.
Let's skip the zoning permits and create some illicit chemistry.
I'll be your column if you'll be my beam—let's carry each other.
Our chemistry is like a well-detailed drawing: undeniable.
Baby, you're my preferred material—natural, durable, timeless.
If looks were timber, you'd be a century-old oak beam.
You must be a site plan because everything revolves around you.
Let's make our own vernacular—starting with coffee.
I could render you in 3D, but reality's already breathtaking.
Your presence optimizes my circulation—shall we walk together?
If bartending were a sport, you'd already have a gold medal for how you're serving looks.
Are we a historic district? Because my interest in you is conserved.
I’d cross any cantilever for a date with you.
Call me a surveyor—I want to map every curve of your site.
You complete my floor plan; can I be your missing room?
Your eyes have better sightlines than any skylight I've designed.
My heart's under renovation—want to help with the redesign?
If you were a façade, I'd want a closer inspection.
My heart needs a permit to love you—do you approve the application?
You make my heart draft wild elevations.
Counseling session? I’ll listen—then ask you out.