Toi-let me be your valentine?
Do I turn you on? Because I can.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the new McShock.
Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.
Girl I'm an Electrician, I can turn your lights on.
Can I stick my rudder in your stern?
Are you a captain of a ship? Cuz I'm the captain of my own destiny...
Don't lie on your personal history interview. You wouldn't want to mess with perfection.
How many native pollinators do you have at your farm?
Wanna go with me to pick up parts and salt?
You'd sure look good in my milking boots.
I have a dirty job. I'm a plumber.
You must be an accountant because I’ve put you on my payroll.
Do you want to get some tuna fish and field mouse pudding?
Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.
I got invited to the steak dinner at the John Deere dealer.
My parents don't live on the same acreage.
Why don't you come to my farm and check out my high tunnel?
Is that your boyfriend? Because that'd throw a real wrench in my plans
I have a precedent that is long and deep.
Got any sweater vests that need mending?
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