You’re the kind of pipe I’d never replace.
Are you PEX piping? Because you’re durable, flexible, and perfect for me.
My love for you flows stronger than a high-pressure pipe.
Are you pipe insulation? Because you keep me warm even on cold nights.
Are you a drainage pipe? Because you carry away all my worries.
You’re the reason my pipeline to happiness is always full.
Are you galvanized steel? Because you’re strong, dependable, and unbreakable.
Are you a pipe wrench? Because you’ve got a firm grip on my heart.
You must be a pipe wrench, because you’ve tightened all my loose ends.
Are you a plunger? Because you’ve cleared out all the negativity in my life.
Are you a plumber’s torch? Because you’ve welded yourself to my heart.
You must be a basin wrench, because you’re perfect for all the hard-to-reach places.
Are you an auger? Because you’ve drilled your way into my thoughts.
My heart doesn’t need fixing, but I’d still call you every time.
Are you a pipe threader? Because you’ve threaded your way through my life.
You’re like the perfect fitting tool—meant just for me.
Are you a level? Because everything feels perfectly balanced when you’re around.
You must be my plumber’s tape, because you seal all my doubts.
Are you a flux brush? Because you’ve applied the perfect touch to my heart.
You’re the only tool I’d never loan out.
Are you a hand auger? Because you’ve cleared all the blockages in my day.
You must be a hacksaw, because you’ve cut through all my defenses.
Are you a Teflon tape? Because you’ve wrapped my heart up tight.
Are you a compression fitting? Because you make everything come together.
You’re my favorite tool in the shed—reliable and irreplaceable.
Are you a water heater? Because you’ve got me feeling warm all over.
You must be a faucet, because you’ve turned my heart on.
Are you a leaky pipe? Because I’m dripping with excitement every time I see you.
You’re like a perfect stream of water—refreshing and essential.
Are you a showerhead? Because you’ve just showered me with feelings.
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