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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 20





Top Lines by Occupation

You know what? You're the source of the fluctuation in my heartbeat.
Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.
Hey baby, I'm an engineer. I can mend your broken heart.
Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?
Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.
Do you have a constant centripetal acceleration? Because you have me going in circles.
I'll be the electricity in your heart.
Hey baby want to see a rigid body distribute many loads.
Girl you are like a high amperage current and I'm a high resistance wire, because you got me hot.
Will you help me practice my heat conduction?
Finally after 20 years of studies i found X in you – The X factor of my life.
The Golden Ratio of your face must be 0.32, because you're so beautiful.
Aay girl are you ultratech cement? Coz you the engineer's choice.
I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Please allow me to keep term, forever?
When I see you, the frequency of pulse increases.... I think I need regulator -> Your love!
I less than three you. (I <3 you)
You're the Vin to my Vout.
Are you negative? I'm positive, I'm attracted to you.
Are you a pipe? Because I’m completely connected to you.
You must be a PVC pipe, because you’re flexible and perfect for my life.
Are you a drainpipe? Because I’m falling straight down for you.
Are you copper piping? Because you’re worth more than gold.
My feelings for you flow as smoothly as water through a new pipe.
Are you a T-joint? Because you’re the missing piece in my life.
You must be pipe tape, because you’re keeping me together.
I don’t need a pipe wrench to tighten the connection between us.
Are you a pipe cutter? Because you’ve cut straight into my heart.
You must be my waterline, because I can’t function without you.
Are you a pipe snake? Because you’ve cleared the blockages in my heart.

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You know what? You're the source of the fluctuation in my heartbeat.
Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying Hey baby, I'm an engineer. I can mend your broken heart.