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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 18





Top Lines by Occupation

Are you a doctor of love? Because you're prescribing me a healthy dose of affection and I'm hooked.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing.
Do you have a nurse's uniform? Because I think we could get some quality time in... and I don't mean just the medical kind.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in a hospital bed... and I never want to leave.
Do you have a medical degree in sarcasm? Because you're always giving me a diagnosis of "you're awesome"
Are you a doctor of laughter? Because you're making me laugh so hard I need an oxygen tank.
You're so smart, I think we could make a great team... and by team, I mean in the operating room.
Do you have a thermometer? Because I think our relationship is reaching new temperatures... and I'm not just talking about my body temperature.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in good hands... and not just because of your medical skills.
Do you have a nurse's uniform? Because I think we could get some quality time in... and I don't mean just the medical kind.
You must be an epidemiologist, because you're spreading love and happiness wherever you go... including to my heart.
Do you have a medical degree in flirting, because you're making me feel like I'm in just... and I never want to leave.
Are you a doctor? Because you're always giving me a diagnosis of "you're awesome" and I think it's contagious.
You're so smart, I think we could make a great team... and by team, I mean in the operating room of life.
Are you a stethoscope? Because you just listened to my heart and took my breath away.
I must be a patient, because I’m hooked on you like an IV drip.
You must be a doctor, because you’ve just healed my broken heart.
Are you a prescription? Because you’re exactly what I needed today.
Are you an X-ray? Because I can see right through to your heart.
I must need CPR, because you’ve taken my breath away.
Are you a scalpel? Because you’ve got me feeling cut open and exposed.
You must specialize in infectious diseases, because your smile is contagious.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you just shocked my heart back to life.
You’re like a good prognosis—rare and wonderful.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you’ve just diagnosed me with a serious crush.
You must be a neurologist, because you’ve just rewired my brain for love.
Are you a cardiologist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I must be hypothermic, because your smile warms me up instantly.
Are you a med student? Because you’ve just aced the anatomy of my heart.
You must be a general practitioner, because you’re good at everything.

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Are you a doctor of love? Because you're prescribing me a healthy dose of affection and I'm hooked.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing.
Do you have a nurse's uniform? Because I think we could get some quality time in... and I don't mean just the medical kind.