Have you ever met a detective electrician? They call me Sherlock Ohms.
Your under arrest for not giving me your number.
I don't know if I have a standing, but I'd love to court you.
You don't wanna go home with me? Objection!
I have an oral argument for you.
I've got something you can catch.
Can I grow some of you on my farm?
I have a crockpot and I know how to use it.
I'm a transformer, I'm a big step up from your last boyfriend.
Care to see me turn my dingy into a yacht?
Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. I'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.
You look like you have excellent genetics and would be a fine mother. Wanna breed?
That is quite an elbow joint.
That plunger brings out the color in your eyes!
Let's become a potty of two tonight.
Ouch. You stepped on my foot. I've got an idea for how you can mitigate your damages.
I'm a lawyer... Thrust me.
I'll show you my briefs if you show me yours.
You're like an island where everyone wants to dock his ship.
Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause I gotta 10-4 you to me.
Hey girl, your eyes are beautiful. Are they insured?
Hey girl, Can I protect you...for life?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.
Movie stars give thousands of signatures a day. All I'm asking for is just one from you.
You handle that hose well!
I am on fire, you wanna stop drop and roll with me?
Bet we could fit two in those bunkers.
My farmers tan is all over my body.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing.
I'm the unique solution which exists for your differential equation.
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