Forget the 100 mile diet, we do the 100 yard diet.
Are you a tractor? Because you just plowed straight into my heart.
You must be fertile soil, because my heart’s ready to grow something special with you.
Are you a barn? Because I want to keep all my love stored with you.
You’re like a perfect crop—worth every ounce of effort.
Are you a scarecrow? Because you’ve got me standing still in awe.
Are you fresh produce? Because you’re the pick of the season.
You’re like sunshine on my farm—you brighten every corner of my life.
Are you a hay bale? Because I’m falling for you.
You must be a farmer, because you’ve cultivated the best parts of me.
Are you a chicken? Because you’ve got me clucking for joy.
You’re the fertilizer to my dreams—making them grow bigger and better.
Are you my harvest? Because everything I’ve worked for leads to you.
You must be an irrigation system, because you keep my heart overflowing.
Are you a horse? Because you’ve galloped into my thoughts.
You must be organic, because you’re all-natural perfection.
Are you a seed? Because I see so much potential in you.
You’re the reason my crops are thriving—pure love in abundance.
Are you a wheelbarrow? Because I want to carry my feelings for you everywhere.
You must be a silo, because you keep all my love safe and sound.
Are you fresh milk? Because you’re the cream of the crop.
You’re like a well-tended garden—absolutely blooming with beauty.
Are you a fence? Because you’ve captured my heart and won’t let go.
You must be a harvest moon, because you light up my darkest nights.
Are you a combine harvester? Because you’re gathering all the best parts of me.
You’re the reason my sunflowers turn toward the light.
Are you a rooster? Because you wake me up to something special every day.
You must be crop insurance, because you’ve got me covered no matter what.
Are you a watering can? Because you keep my heart hydrated and full of life.
You’re the kind of partner every farmer dreams of—steady, kind, and amazing.
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