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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 16





Top Lines by Occupation

Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. I'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.
You look like you have excellent genetics and would be a fine mother. Wanna breed?
That is quite an elbow joint.
That plunger brings out the color in your eyes!
Let's become a potty of two tonight.
Ouch. You stepped on my foot. I've got an idea for how you can mitigate your damages.
I'm a lawyer... Thrust me.
I'll show you my briefs if you show me yours.
You're like an island where everyone wants to dock his ship.
Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause I gotta 10-4 you to me.
Hey girl, your eyes are beautiful. Are they insured?
Hey girl, Can I protect you...for life?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.
Movie stars give thousands of signatures a day. All I'm asking for is just one from you.
You handle that hose well!
I am on fire, you wanna stop drop and roll with me?
Bet we could fit two in those bunkers.
My farmers tan is all over my body.
I'm the unique solution which exists for your differential equation.
Can I do your systems analysis?
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
I miss you so hard, titanium would break like glass.
My love for you could power the world's electrical needs for our our time.
You and I must have same natural frequency cause we resonate together!
You must be tired, because you've been running through the Internet all day.
Do you have a fuse? Because you’re about to ignite my passion.
I am an electrician, I want to give you a jolt of my high voltage juice,
Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Baby your ass is rounder than a motor's rotor.
You're flooding my heart with emotions.

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Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. I'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.
You look like you have excellent genetics and would be a fine mother. Wanna breed?
That is quite an elbow joint.