Are you a prescription? Because my heart needs you dispensed daily.
If your love were a hairstyle, it'd be effortlessly chic and impossible to forget
Can I be your apron? I'll keep you clean and close throughout every messy moment
Are you a conditioner? Because you leave my heart silky and easy to manage
I wouldn't charge for this consult: one candlelit dinner and a lifetime of good hair days
Are you scissors? Because you've perfectly cut with precision through my heart
Do you do extensions? Because I could see us going a long way together
Is that a fresh fade, or did you just make my world look sharper
Can I schedule you for a touch-up? My day needs brightening and I think you're the answer
You must be a skilled stylist — you just made my knees go weak faster than a color appointment
Is your name Shampoo? Because I could lather you up with compliments all day
Do you need a trim? Because you've cut straight through my defenses
If kisses were highlights, I'd give you a full head of shine
Are we in the styling chair? Because my heart's about to get the perfect volume boost
Your smile is the best before-and-after I've ever seen
I must be a salon cape because I can't help but fall for everything that wraps around you
Call me a toner — I'll neutralize your bad days and enhance your best features
Are you a mirror in the salon? Because I only see myself smiling when you're near
Mind if I comb through your thoughts? I promise gentle styling and no tangles
If looks were layers, you'd be the perfect haircut
Are you a fresh cut? Because you left me speechless and a little breathless
Do you believe in love at first snip, or should I trim around your heart again
Can I be your blow dryer? I promise to warm you up and make everything smooth
Is your name balayage? Because you light up every part of me
Forget HOA rules—tonight we make our own regulations.
Can I list my heart on MLS? Because it’s open to view.
You must be move-in ready; I've already packed my feelings.
Call me escrow—I'll hold onto you until the deal’s done.
You must specialize in high-voltage work, because you've energized my life.
You must be a master electrician, because you've powered up my emotions.
