You must be a discovery document, because every detail about you is a treasure.
Are you a settlement? Because you’ve resolved all the chaos in my heart.
You must be a cross-appeal, because you’ve completely turned my heart around.
Are you a motion for summary judgment? Because I’m ready to decide you’re the one.
You must be strict liability, because I’m falling for you, no matter what.
Are you a jury verdict? Because you’re unanimous perfection.
You must be a law review article, because you’re so well-composed and brilliant.
Are you a statute of limitations? Because I’ve got no time left to waste—I want you now.
You must be my opening statement, because you’ve set the tone for something amazing.
Are you a non-compete clause? Because I’d never want anyone else but you.
You must be cross-examination, because you’re asking all the right questions of my heart.
Are you due diligence? Because every time I’m around you, I’m extra cautious with my feelings.
You must be pro bono, because loving you feels like a gift.
Are you an appellate brief? Because you’ve completely overturned my world.
You must be a class action, because everyone wants to be around you.
Are you a leading question? Because the answer to being with you is always yes.
You must be a witness stand, because I’d confess everything to you.
Are you equitable relief? Because being with you makes everything fair.
You must be statutory interpretation, because you bring clarity to my life.
You must be an injunction, because you’ve stopped me in my tracks.
Are you a bill in Congress? Because I’d vote for you every single time.
You must be arbitration, because you bring peace to my heart.
Are you burden of proof? Because I’m ready to prove I’m worth your time.
You must be a severability clause, because no matter what happens, I want you in my life.
Are you attorney-client privilege? Because everything feels safe with you.
You must be my dream case, because you’re everything I’ve been working for.
I'm about to flank you from the rear.
I'm sorry did I spill my camel pack on you?
Do you know how to clean a gun?
Baby you can read me better than U.S. Army ordinance on an AT4-HS.
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