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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 13





Top Lines by Occupation

Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.
Do you have a constant centripetal acceleration? Because you have me going in circles.
I'll be the electricity in your heart.
Hey baby want to see a rigid body distribute many loads.
Girl you are like a high amperage current and I'm a high resistance wire, because you got me hot.
Will you help me practice my heat conduction?
Finally after 20 years of studies i found X in you – The X factor of my life.
The Golden Ratio of your face must be 0.32, because you're so beautiful.
Aay girl are you ultratech cement? Coz you the engineer's choice.
I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Please allow me to keep term, forever?
When I see you, the frequency of pulse increases.... I think I need regulator -> Your love!
I less than three you. (I <3 you)
You're the Vin to my Vout.
Are you negative? I'm positive, I'm attracted to you.
Are you a electrician? Because when you came in I felt a gilt of energy.
Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential.
Are you a wire? Because I’m getting entangled in your love.
Is your dad an electrician? Because you’re sparking joy in my life.
Are you an electrical socket? Because I want to plug into your heart.
Do you have a fuse? Because you’re about to ignite my passion.
Do you have a power source? Because I feel a strong connection with you.
Is your mom a light bulb? Because you light up my world.
Are you a transformer? Because you make my heart change frequency.
Do you have a switch? Because you turned on my feelings.
Are you an electric current? Because you’re flowing through my veins.
Do you have a resistance? Because my heart can’t resist you.
Is your dad a power station? Because you’re generating a lot of attraction.
Do you have a ground wire? Because you’re keeping me grounded.
Do you come with a ground fault interrupter? Because you’re shocking.

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Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.
Do you have a constant centripetal acceleration? Because you have me going in circles.
I'll be the electricity in your heart.