Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I have my own multi-positional bed!
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Nice set of parabolas!
Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.
Hey baby, I'm an engineer. I can mend your broken heart.
What has a differential of zero and has no concavity? My love for you, because it's constant.
Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.
Hey baby want to see a rigid body distribute many loads.
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
We have so much potential ... let's make it kinetic.
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.

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