GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 9


Top Lines by Occupation

Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?
Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful veins?
I know a great way I could serve justice today, should I stop by your office?
I may not be a genie, but I can make your insurance dreams come true.
You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?
Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
All it take is one drilling campaign to turn that virgin field into a producing asset.
I would love to see the way you farm.
Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I would love to take you out on a date. I am outstanding in my field.
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
How about we go over to my beds and spread some of my heirloom seeds.
I'll share a foxhole with you any day.
Wanna make a trajectory were our vectors intersect?
You want me to take you for a ride?
The back seat of my new Dodge lays right down.
Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman.
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
I'd do just about anything to see your GAAP.
Do you drag all the sailors you meet to their watery doom or am I special?