How about a notice of motion?
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
If being hot was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
I'll let you raise my spin pole.
When I see you my main sail rise.
Excuse me ma'am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Find em hot leave em wet.
I think I could add some serious value to your account.
If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?
I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.
You only have to give me one pushup, soldier, if it's your bra.
Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.
Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? We can practice stop, drop and roll.
Can I tinker with your pipes?
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
Hey, beautiful! May I drop my anchor into your island?
Hey girl, I’m an electrician. I just want to spark a conversation.
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
Are you an electrician? Because you turn me on.
I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.
I must be an incomplete ledger, because I need you to balance me out.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.
How'd you like to come back to my place for a little actus reus?
I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
It's not about how big your gavel is, it's about how hard you bang it.
I got your jurisdiction right here.
Tomorrow morning I'll have personal jurisdiction over you because we're about to make some significant contacts.
I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
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