Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 5

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You served our country, I wanna serve you.

Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.

I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.

Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.

Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.

Are you an electrician because I felt a spark through my body when you entered the room.

I'm a fifth generation farmer.

I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.

I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.

First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?

Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.

I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!

Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!

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You're the light of my life. You turn me on.

How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.

Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.

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You served our country, I wanna serve you.

Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.

I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.

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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 5

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