Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
I know a great way I could serve justice today, should I stop by your office?
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?
You must be a mala prohibitum offense, because you have FINE written all over you!
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.

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