Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Wanna ride my torpedo?
My sights are locked on you!
I'll share a foxhole with you any day.
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Save water and shower with an airman.
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
You don't need to do anything, you already have REDCON 1 status.
You're the most effective weapon in my base of fire.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
Can I put my gun in your holster?
Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
Hey, beautiful! May I drop my anchor into your island?

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