GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 5


Top Lines by Occupation

Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I don't normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I'll make an exception.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
Are you a scrub cap? Because you're on my mind all the time.
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
You must be my capital gain, because meeting you has been a major profit.
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
You're like my toolbox—always full of everything I need.
Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
You're like the perfect drink—strong, balanced, and impossible to resist.
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?
Are you a secret menu item? Because I'd order you every time.
Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.
You're the reason my pipeline to happiness is always full.
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
Wanna play 'Doctor', Doctor?
Honey, you're so sweet you're gonna put me in DKA!
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
My Trial Balance just won't balance without you.
Are you the nurse's station? Because I want to spend all my breaks with you.