Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade
Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.Top Lines by Occupation
Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.
My Trial Balance just won't balance without you.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
If being hot was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
I'm sorry did I spill my camel pack on you?
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
My sights are locked on you!
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
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