Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
I know a great way I could serve justice today, should I stop by your office?
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
You must be a mala prohibitum offense, because you have FINE written all over you!
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.

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