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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 5

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
You served our country, I wanna serve you.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.
Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down!
Wanna know why I'm known as a 'drill' sergeant?
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
I don't have a very long hose, but I've got one hell of of a pumper!
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.

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Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
You served our country, I wanna serve you.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.