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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 5

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.


Top Lines by Occupation

Can you help me balance my sheets?
I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.
I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.
I think I could add some serious value to your account.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
You served our country, I wanna serve you.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

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Can you help me balance my sheets?I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.




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