Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.
I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.
I think I could add some serious value to your account.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
Are you an electrician because I felt a spark through my body when you entered the room.
Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
How about a notice of motion?

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