Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I don't normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I'll make an exception.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
My Trial Balance just won't balance without you.
You must be my capital gain, because meeting you has been a major profit.
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a statute of limitations? Because I’ve got no time left to waste—I want you now.
Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.
I like the size of your benefits package.
I'm sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you don't need disability insurance, right?
You must be a magician, because when I submitted your application the underwriting problems disappeared.
Your disability insurance policy is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's good.
You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!
It's getting hot in here... So take out all your hose!
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
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