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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 5

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.





Top Lines by Occupation

Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
You're a fine piece of acreage.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.

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Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.