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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 5





Top Lines by Occupation

Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.
I promise full coverage!
I like the size of your benefits package.
I'm sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you don't need disability insurance, right?
You must be a magician, because when I submitted your application the underwriting problems disappeared.
Your disability insurance policy is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's good.
You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!
Care to see the hosebed?
It's getting hot in here... So take out all your hose!
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
Can I hit your hydrant?
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
You smell like silage and sunshine.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
There should be government regulations against all your goodness.
I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.
Do you want to check out my home quarter?
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
Honey, you're so sweet you're gonna put me in DKA!
Wanna play 'Doctor', Doctor?
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
You give me premature ventricular contractions.

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Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.
I promise full coverage!