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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 5

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down!
Wanna know why I'm known as a 'drill' sergeant?
Wanna ride my torpedo?
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
You served our country, I wanna serve you.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.

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You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.