Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
How about a notice of motion?
I know a great way I could serve justice today, should I stop by your office?
You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?

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