Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
You served our country, I wanna serve you.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.
Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down!
Wanna know why I'm known as a 'drill' sergeant?
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
I don't have a very long hose, but I've got one hell of of a pumper!
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.