Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 5

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Can you help me balance my sheets?

Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.

I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.

I think I could add some serious value to your account.

Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.

I'm going to sue the pants off you.

Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.

I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.

Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.

Are you an electrician because I felt a spark through my body when you entered the room.

I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.

I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.

First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?

Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.

You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.

Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

I'm a fifth generation farmer.

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!

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Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.

I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.

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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 5

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