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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 5

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
I think I could add some serious value to your account.
You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down!
Wanna know why I'm known as a 'drill' sergeant?
Wanna ride my torpedo?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.

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I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
I think I could add some serious value to your account.