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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 5

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
I think I could add some serious value to your account.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!
Are you a campfire? Because your quotes are hot and I want s'more.
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
You're a fine piece of acreage.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
You served our country, I wanna serve you.
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.

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Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
I think I could add some serious value to your account.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.