My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I don't normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I'll make an exception.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
Your disability insurance policy is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's good.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing... and also to make sure it stays that way.
You know, women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
Are you an auger? Because you've drilled your way into my thoughts.
Are you a light switch? Because you're illuminating my world.
You're like my toolbox—always full of everything I need.
You must be in trauma care, because I'm falling hard for you.
Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
Are you on call? Because you've been on my mind all day.
You're the reason my pipeline to happiness is always full.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
It's getting hot in here... So take out all your hose!
I don't need a meter to tell me that you're hot.
Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
You are like a live wire, hot and irresistible.
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.
Are you a secret menu item? Because I'd order you every time.
