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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 5

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.


Top Lines by Occupation

I think I could add some serious value to your account.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging you.
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!

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I think I could add some serious value to your account.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.




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