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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 5

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.
Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down!
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.
Are you a campfire? Because your quotes are hot and I want s'more.
I could make you scream louder than the siren.

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I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?