Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
You are my lithium battery, you charge me up.
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.

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