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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 2

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.





Top Lines by Occupation

Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
If being hot was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
You have beautiful calves.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?

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Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
If being hot was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!