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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 2

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
You have beautiful calves.
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
You are all assets and no liabilities
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.

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Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
You have beautiful calves.
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.