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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 2

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.

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Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.