Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You want me to take you for a ride?
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You liquidate my heart.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
How about a notice of motion?
You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?

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