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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 2

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.


Top Lines by Occupation

Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.

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Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.




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