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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 2

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

If being hot was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?

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If being hot was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.