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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 2

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

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I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.