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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 2





Top Lines by Occupation

Wanna know why I'm known as a 'drill' sergeant?
Wanna ride my torpedo?
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
You have beautiful calves.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
Wanna check what's inside this brief?
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his yield.

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Wanna know why I'm known as a 'drill' sergeant?
Wanna ride my torpedo?
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?