Are you a surgical light? Because you brighten up everything around you.
You must be a shut-off valve, because you’ve stopped me in my tracks.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Wanna know why I'm known as a 'drill' sergeant?
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Save water and shower with an airman.
Are you a campfire? Because your quotes are hot and I want s'more.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
Wanna check what's inside this brief?
Are you a legal memo? Because you’ve outlined everything I need to be happy.
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
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