Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.

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