Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 2

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?

Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?

I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?

You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.

If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!

You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.

I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

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You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.

If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

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Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.

Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.

You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!

Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.

Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.

I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.

If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.

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Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?

Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?

I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?

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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 2

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