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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 2

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
Can I put my gun in your holster?
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.

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Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?