Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down!
Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
Can you help me balance my sheets?
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
Can I put my gun in your holster?
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
You are all assets and no liabilities
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I don't normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I'll make an exception.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you don't need disability insurance, right?
You must be a catheter, because you're draining all my worries away.
Are you sterile gauze? Because you've wrapped me up completely.
My Trial Balance just won't balance without you.
Are you the nurse's station? Because I want to spend all my breaks with you.
You're like a perfectly flowing faucet—steady, reliable, and endlessly refreshing.
You're like the perfect drink—strong, balanced, and impossible to resist.
Are you a cleanout plug? Because you've given me a fresh start.
Are you a scrub cap? Because you're on my mind all the time.
You're like a flexible hose—you fit perfectly into my life.
Are you a plumbing permit? Because you've got me doing everything by the book.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
Are you a secret menu item? Because I'd order you every time.
Do you want to check out my home quarter?
I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.
There should be government regulations against all your goodness.
You must be a cast, because you've set my broken heart.
Are you a sewer system? Because you've taken all my worries away.
You must be my capital gain, because meeting you has been a major profit.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?
Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?
I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
You smell like silage and sunshine.
Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.
Are you a light switch? Because you're illuminating my world.
I don't need a meter to tell me that you're hot.
You are like a live wire, hot and irresistible.
Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.
Are you an auger? Because you've drilled your way into my thoughts.
I like the size of your benefits package.
I'm sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.
You're like my toolbox—always full of everything I need.
Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.
We have so much potential ... let's make it kinetic.
Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing... and also to make sure it stays that way.
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
You must be an EMT, because you're always saving lives... including mine from boredom.
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're always giving me a check-up... and finding something new to love every time.
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
It's getting hot in here... So take out all your hose!
You must be in trauma care, because I'm falling hard for you.
Are you on call? Because you've been on my mind all day.
Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
Are you troubleshooting? Because you've fixed all my problems.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
What has a differential of zero and has no concavity? My love for you, because it's constant.
I can find every pulse in your body!
You're the reason my pipeline to happiness is always full.
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
You give me premature ventricular contractions.
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Your disability insurance policy is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's good.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
Wanna play 'Doctor', Doctor?
Are you a statute of limitations? Because I've got no time left to waste—I want you now.
