Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
You are my lithium battery, you charge me up.
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.

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