Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 2

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.

You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.

Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?

If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.

Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.

Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?

Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?

My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.

If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!

You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.

I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

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You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.

Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

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I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.

You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.

How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?

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Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.

You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.

Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?

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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 2

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