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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 2

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.


Top Lines by Occupation

You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
If being hot was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
You are my lithium battery, you charge me up.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!

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You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?




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