Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Are you going to come quietly?
The fire might be out but you're still smoking hot.
You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.
Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You have beautiful calves.
I'd cultivate your crops so hard.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?

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