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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 2

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.




Top Lines by Occupation

Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
You're a fine piece of acreage.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.

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Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?