Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I'll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
You have beautiful calves.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
How about a notice of motion?
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.
Wanna know why I'm known as a 'drill' sergeant?
Wanna ride my torpedo?
I'll share a foxhole with you any day.

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