You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
I will be held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... in my pants.
Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down!
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
Can you help me balance my sheets?
I've seemed to misplaced my anchor, Can I tie up with you?
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
Do you have an inhaler? 'Cause you took my breath away.
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
You are all assets and no liabilities
Can I put my gun in your holster?
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was almost knocked off my feet!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I don't normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I'll make an exception.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, wanna tie up for the night?
I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.
Are you troubleshooting? Because you've fixed all my problems.
You are like a live wire, hot and irresistible.
I don't need a meter to tell me that you're hot.
Are you a light switch? Because you're illuminating my world.
You're like a perfectly flowing faucet—steady, reliable, and endlessly refreshing.
Are you a cleanout plug? Because you've given me a fresh start.
You're like a flexible hose—you fit perfectly into my life.
Are you a plumbing permit? Because you've got me doing everything by the book.
You're like the perfect drink—strong, balanced, and impossible to resist.
Are you a sewer system? Because you've taken all my worries away.
Are you a secret menu item? Because I'd order you every time.
Are you an auger? Because you've drilled your way into my thoughts.
You're like my toolbox—always full of everything I need.
You're the reason my pipeline to happiness is always full.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
My number's imaginary, can I have yours?
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
We have so much potential ... let's make it kinetic.
Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?
Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.
What has a differential of zero and has no concavity? My love for you, because it's constant.
Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.
Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.
You must be a cast, because you've set my broken heart.
Are you a scrub cap? Because you're on my mind all the time.
Are you the nurse's station? Because I want to spend all my breaks with you.
Are you sterile gauze? Because you've wrapped me up completely.
You must be a catheter, because you're draining all my worries away.
Are you on call? Because you've been on my mind all day.
You must be in trauma care, because I'm falling hard for you.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing... and also to make sure it stays that way.
You must be an EMT, because you're always saving lives... including mine from boredom.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're always giving me a check-up... and finding something new to love every time.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
I can find every pulse in your body!
You give me premature ventricular contractions.
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
Wanna play 'Doctor', Doctor?
Honey, you're so sweet you're gonna put me in DKA!
I wanna put your pork on my fork.
Do you want to check out my home quarter?
There should be government regulations against all your goodness.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?
I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
You smell like silage and sunshine.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
It's getting hot in here... So take out all your hose!
You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!
Your disability insurance policy is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's good.
You must be a magician, because when I submitted your application the underwriting problems disappeared.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you don't need disability insurance, right?
I'm sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.
I like the size of your benefits package.
Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
My Trial Balance just won't balance without you.
You must be my capital gain, because meeting you has been a major profit.
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
