Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

You have beautiful calves.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.
Are you an electrician because I felt a spark through my body when you entered the room.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.

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