Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You liquidate my heart.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
You don't need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
How about a notice of motion?
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.
Wanna ride my torpedo?
My sights are locked on you!
I'll share a foxhole with you any day.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.

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