Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
I'd cultivate your crops so hard.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
I think I could add some serious value to your account.
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?
You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.
Wanna make a trajectory were our vectors intersect?
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.

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