You must be a shut-off valve, because you've stopped me in my tracks.
Are you a surgical light? Because you brighten up everything around you.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Wanna know why I'm known as a 'drill' sergeant?
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
Are you a campfire? Because your quotes are hot and I want s'more.
Save water and shower with an airman.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
I have my own multi-positional bed!
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Can you be my accountant, because it's too taxing for me not to love you.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
Is that an oxygen cylinder? We have so much in common.
