Are you a surgical light? Because you brighten up everything around you.
You must be a shut-off valve, because you've stopped me in my tracks.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Wanna know why I'm known as a 'drill' sergeant?
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?
Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
Save water and shower with an airman.
Are you a campfire? Because your quotes are hot and I want s'more.
Can I see your license, because I never knew angels could drive.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Are you a legal memo? Because you've outlined everything I need to be happy.
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
Are you a trap seal? Because you've locked in all my feelings.
Are you a medical license? Because you're proof that perfection exists.
Are you a hospital bed? Because I'd rest easy with you by my side.
Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
