Do you believe in accrual love? Because my feelings for you just keep building.
Are you a T-account? Because you balance me perfectly.
You must be an audit, because you’ve uncovered all the best parts of me.
Are you FIFO? Because you’ve been first in my heart for a long time.
Are you retained earnings? Because I want to invest in you forever.
Are you my balance sheet? Because you’re everything I’ve been looking for.
You must be a cash flow statement, because you make my heart run smoothly.
I don’t need to reconcile my feelings—they’re all in favor of you.
Are you an expense? Because I can’t stop spending time thinking about you.
Are you depreciation? Because my resistance to you is decreasing over time.
You’re like a tax refund—completely unexpected but absolutely wonderful.
Are you a CPA? Because you’ve certified my love as authentic.
You must be my capital gain, because meeting you has been a major profit.
Are you double-entry accounting? Because you’re a perfect match for me.
You’ve got me doing emotional audits, and every line points to loving you.
Are you the standard deduction? Because you’re making my life so much easier.
I must be a fixed asset, because my heart appreciates you every day.
Are you net income? Because you’ve become the bottom line of my happiness.
Are you revenue? Because every time I see you, my spirits increase.
Let’s merge like companies, because together, we’d be unstoppable.
Are you inventory? Because I can’t wait to count you as mine.
Are you my tax preparer? Because you’ve got all the right answers.
Are you a contingent liability? Because I didn’t expect to fall for you this hard.
You must be an intangible asset, because I can’t describe how amazing you are.
Are you my tax bracket? Because you’re in a league of your own.
You’ve got my heart crediting love and debiting loneliness.
Are you a trial balance? Because everything feels right when you’re around.
You’re like my favorite spreadsheet—organized, efficient, and absolutely perfect.
Are you a variance report? Because you’re an unexpected surprise.
You must be working capital, because you’re keeping my heart running smoothly.
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