I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.
How about a notice of motion?
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
If being hot was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I'll let you raise my spin pole.
When I see you my main sail rise.
Excuse me ma'am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Find em hot leave em wet.
I think I could add some serious value to your account.
If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?
I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.
You only have to give me one pushup, soldier, if it's your bra.
Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.
Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? We can practice stop, drop and roll.
Can I tinker with your pipes?
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
Do you have a fuse? Because you’re about to ignite my passion.
Hey, beautiful! May I drop my anchor into your island?
Hey girl, I’m an electrician. I just want to spark a conversation.
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.
I must be an incomplete ledger, because I need you to balance me out.
Are you an asset? Because you’ve increased the value of my life.
You must be a debit, because you’ve got my attention balanced.
Are you a journal entry? Because you’ve got me adjusting my priorities.
You’re like my favorite ledger—every time I think of you, things just add up.
Do you believe in accrual love? Because my feelings for you just keep building.
Are you a T-account? Because you balance me perfectly.
You must be an audit, because you’ve uncovered all the best parts of me.
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