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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade - Part 10





Top Lines by Occupation

How about we head back to my place, and we make a nudum pactum?
Wanna examine my brief?
I won't object to your excited utterances.
Your booty is asking for some cruel and unusual punishment.
I might need you to take a closer look at these briefs.
Can I get your number? One call, that's all.
Wnna submit to binding arbitration?
You are crushing my heart, the way the rule against perpetuities crushes a contingent remainder.
You must be a mala prohibitum offense, because you have FINE written all over you!
Want to make some motions together?
Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.
I'm about to flank you from the rear.
I'm sorry did I spill my camel pack on you?
Do you know how to clean a gun?
Baby you can read me better than U.S. Army ordinance on an AT4-HS.
You flip my selector switch from safe to burst.
You don't need to do anything, you already have REDCON 1 status.
You're the most effective weapon in my base of fire.
If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.
Are you going to come quietly?
I will not hesitate to put my baton against you if you do not comply to me, miss.
There's A 2-1-1 In Progress, You Are Stealing My Heart.
I'm gonna have to cuff you and take you downtown.
Is your name "law"? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.
Is your dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.
Do you like cats? Because your medical history is puurrrrfect.
Does your insurance cover substance abuse? Because your not gonna be able to quit me.
I'll need to do some field investigation.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you want to see that quote again?
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but I sell disability insurance for a living.

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How about we head back to my place, and we make a nudum pactum?
Wanna examine my brief?
I won't object to your excited utterances.