You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
You're sweeter than fructose.
You are a photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.