Forget warp speed, let's just go on impulse..
Wanna breach my wrap core?
Your eyes look Spocktacular!
You don't need a mind meld to know what I am thinking.
I am having trouble getting my photon torpedo out of it's breech, can you assist?
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on stunning.
I can't help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You make my pants go to Red Alert.
Hey, it's about time you docked that shuttle!
Klingon: Daqtagh HInob! tIqwIj qa'angnIS! (Hand me a d'k tahg! I must show you my heart!)
Anomalous heat reading off the starboard bow, setting an intercept course!
Klingon: pu'jIn vIpoQ. mInDu'lIj vIbejtaHvIS DaqwIj vIlIj! (I need a map. I got lost while I was watching your eyes!)
Your pants are the final frontier
Klingon: may'luchwIjmo' Qobbe' tajmey 'ach tIqwIj luDuQ mInDu'lIj! (My armor shields me from knives, but your eyes pierce my heart!)
I'll show you my docking bay if you show me your ship.
Come back to my place and I will assimilate you into my collective!
Hey baby, wanna see my bat'leth?
Thank God I'm not a red shirt, because you're drop dead gorgeous!
Hey baby, wanna calibrate my tricorder?
Althought it is illogical, I am afraid you have emotinally compromised me.
Can I tribble you for some sweet kisses?
Logic tells me it'd be most beneficial if we reproduced.
Let's go back to my shop so I can inspect your EPS Conduit.
Hi I'm the Captain, how may I be of service?
Looks like you could use some work on your port inducer.
It's Pon Farr. If you don't come home with me tonight, I'll die. You don't want that on your consciense, do you?
You can set your phaser to stunning!
Would you like some Vulcan in you?
Can you feel the Pon Farr tonight?
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